IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Gay Robot Returns!

You remember Gay Robot, don't you?  Well, I found another clip featuring everyone's favorite homosexual home appliance, this one taken from the show's pilot for Comedy Central (who still hasn't indicated if and when the show will be released):

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Oprah Hangs Towelie Out To Dry

They did it again. Every episode of South Park has been f'ing unbelievable this season, with last night's take-off of the Oprah/ James Fray story being no exception. Check out this clip now (before YouTube pulls it down). Oh, and in case you were wondering... yes, that is Oprah's vagina talking at one point. I'm telling ya, you have to watch South Park. [for the time being, you can watch the entire episode here, here, and then here. Do it quick!]

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Reality Stars are Scary

I don't know how I missed it, but The Scorned,the first horror film starring only reality stars debuted on DVD last week. The directors cut/unrated version explains all the mysteries and artistic intentions of the film a.k.a gratuitous reality boobies.  Enjoy the varied acting styles of Bob "The goofy Bachelor" Guiney, Jenna Lewis, Ethan Zohn, Johnny Fairplay, Trishelle Cantella Durtiz and other reality stars who made the poor career choice to star in this movie. Watch the trailer for The Scorned. I guarantee you it's not half as scary as E's Kill Reality, the reality show based on the making of this movie.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Gene Simmons' Sexercise Auditions

Recently, Gene Simmons, Kiss's sex-crazed front-man, had brainstorm: Why not combine women's exercise with sex to create the perfect workout: Sexercise. It's hot for men, it's slimming for women and the workout video will earn him millions. What's more, he can hold auditions where hot babes will show him why they should be Sexercise's workout video hosts. And maybe he can even whip out his bouncey bouncey hand dance.

Wait! He just had another a brilliant idea: why not bring his teenage daughter to the Sexercise auditions?! She can learn how daddy makes his money.

This is too weird to even be explained, so just watch Gene Simmons plug his Sexercise video with teen daughter in tow on TMZ.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT HERE: The Katie Couric Effect on Letterman

The Daily Sixer posted this funny bit from the Letterman show called The Katie Couric Effect about the domino effect of shifting talk show hosts in the wake of Katie Couric's departure from the Today Show.

Funny, I think I saw the same idea somewhere, where was it? Oh right here! Check out our posts The Katie Couric Effect, and The Katie Couric Effect Revised, respectively. I guess great minds think alike. Ok their great minds had a similar idea to my normal person's mind.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: But Really, How Could You?

Anyone with a television and an adequate sense of sight has probably noticed Paula Abdul stumbling and slurring her way through American Idol and other various TV appearances (though her coordinated dance with MC Skat Kat seemed pretty on-point).  Luckily our friends over at Liquid Generation have graciously put together a funny video montage of her best - and booziest - moments. 

(via Defamer)

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Elmo's a VIP

I stumbled upon these pictures of Katie Couric's recent Colo-rectal Cancer Benefit at the Waldorf Astoria, and found that Sesame Street's Elmo was in almost every shot (in some cases getting mighty cozy with the future CBS news anchor.) While I have no idea why a furry red Muppet was the star of a colorectal cancer benefit honoring mo-town, I'm just going to go with it.

Unfortunately, Greg Kinnear, a guest at the event, isn't as cool about the whole thing. Check out this footage of the party and watch how he seems to be the only actor who recognizes the absurdity of posing with a sock puppet.

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Busta Rhymes Reporting Live From Car Crash

Historically, Busta Rhymes doesn't like be anywhere near the scene of the crime. But in this home video, Busta broke away from a chill afternoon BBQ, to play live TV journalist when a sports car crashes on his block. Check out his confrontational interview with the driver of the car and tell me he doesn't deserve a muthaf*ckin Peabody. (thanks A Welsch View)

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Meredith Quits The View

It's true: Meredith Vieira has resigned from The View in order to take over Katie Couric's job on the Today Show, oh and did we mention a $40 million dollar paycheck? And to add insult to injury, she's managed to upstage Star.

Are Kelly Clarkson Fans Having the Best Week Ever?

The week started off pretty well for Kelly Clarkson fans around the world, when her hometown of Burleson, Texas announced plans to throw the first ever Kelly Clarkson convention in celebration of her epic body of work. With a solid KC single climbing the charts, and rumors about Clay Aiken's sexual identity tearing apart the once almighty Aiken community, Clarkson fans seemed poised to take the lead in the world of American Idol fandom .

But things took a turn for the worse when Kelly got a sore throat and had to cancel her sold-out show in Tel Aviv. Then, just when there seemed to be no hope for Israeli Clarkson fans, some one released this video of Kelly speaking Hebrew  Tex-brew to all her bummed Israel fans. We knew if anyone could bring peace to Middle East, it was going to be Clarkson.

thanks to Bex for the video!

UPDATE: The maker of this video, Alona, posted an explanation on Bex's site. Apparently, the Israeli born fan met Kelly after a concert and asked her to say 'Shalom' to her friends back in Isreal. No word on whether Clarkson's Shalom meant hello, goodbye or peace.