While You Were Preparing to Spend the Night Watching Reba

• Denise Richards accuses Charlie Sheen of threatening her and putting their kids at risk with his porn and prostitution fetish. So she's just going to give up on what they have?
• Tom uses a decoy to smuggle Katie and baby Suri out of the hospital. Then uses it to take over the world.
• Lenny Kravitz is being sued over an overflowing toilet. It's full of sh*t.
• Page Six fires gossip scribes. But when you have a really practical skill, you can always find more work.
• Matthew McConaughey saved a kitten. That's the best his pr people could come up with after details of those false rape allegations?
• Tara Reid's nipple is back and it's badder than ever. Seriously, it's bad.