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TomKat: the Afterbirth
After months of speculation, anticipation and no small amount of skepticism, the day has finally come and gone: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have brought a new life into the world. But now that the pregnancy circus is pulling out of gossip town, what's next for the world's Hollyweirdest couple?
First of all, Tom has indefinitely cancelled all press appearances for his upcoming summer blockbuster/career killer, Mission:Impossible 3, which is news I know at least one person is going to take pretty hard. Next, as the cruel hand of fate would have it, Tom Cruise and his natal arch-nemesis Brooke Shields had their new children ON THE SAME DAY, forever entwining the destinies of their offspring. This will also give the whole world a very public opportunity to observe the post-partum challenges and behavior of one woman who doesn't believe in psychiatric medication, and one woman who isn't crazy.
So just because the baby is finally born and you're not going to get to see anymore pictures of Katie Holmes out shopping with a basketball stuffed under shirt, there's still plenty more juice left in this fruit basket of absurdity.
April 19, 2006 in Celebrity | Permalink
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Posted by: m. | Apr 19, 2006 3:51:38 PM
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