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Paris Hilton Attempts To Kill Hugh Hefner

Paris_hefAt Hugh Hefner's 80th birthday party, Paris HIlton was able to do the unthinkable: Out-Whore all the Bunnies, Pornstars and everybody else at the Playboy Mansion. What a woman!

If you head over to Playboy.com's Happy Birthday Hef page and watch the Celebrity Shout-Outs and Serenades you'll see what I mean. Towards the end of the video a nearly-naked Paris belts out a version of "Happy Birthday" that's going to make Hef think about Marilyn Monroe... and how lucky she is to be dead.

"I love you Hef. You're amazing. You're 80 but you act like you're 20, you look like you're 40. You're hot. Love you. Happy birthday."

Happy birthday indeed, Hef. Happy birthday indeed.

[Other celebs wishing Hef a happy birthday in the video: Donald Trump, The Three-6 Mafia, Jenna Jameson, Travis Barker & Shanna Moakler, Bill Maher, and Oliver Stone]

April 11, 2006 in Celebrity | Permalink


to quote the first issue of Playboy that guy from Maxim edited, "Hef gets more props than a helipad!"


Posted by: jim | Apr 11, 2006 1:57:53 PM

Sounds like a real D-Listed party.

Posted by: This is so Punk | Apr 11, 2006 3:03:32 PM

Why'd she sing via videotape and not live? Cuz they've autotuned her singing.

Posted by: king of bong | Apr 12, 2006 8:06:40 AM

Wow! I love Paris. That's all there is to it. I am glad you had fun huf...=) Happy Birthday!

Posted by: DT | Apr 14, 2006 10:33:58 PM

Funny there was ehh there on her happy bday song. I thought she was trying hard to shitting herself!

Posted by: Ron Hardy | Apr 19, 2006 8:51:34 AM

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