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WHILE YOU WERE HAVING A PINT WITH MORTIMER MARTIN
- The New York Daily News has a list of the 20 most unnecessary sequels, inspired by the upcoming Basic Instinct 2. The question is, what exactly is a necessary sequel?
- Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted having a Guinness, even though she's pregnant (which is actually fine as long as she doesn't do it too often). Well, that explains the names.
- Justin Timberlake thinks Kevin Federline is gross. No comment necessary.
- Is Katie Holmes so stressed that she will give birth without Tom Cruise there? Most people really just want to know if he was there at the conception.
- Worried about lawsuits from deafened customers, Apple has added a feature that allows you to set the top volume wherever you like. For those of you who are already deaf from iPods, APPLE HAS ADDED A FEATURE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO SET THE TOP VOLUME WHEREVER YOU LIKE!
- George Lopez has been given a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Are you going to take this, Weird Al fans?
March 30, 2006 in While You Were... | Permalink
Comments
Why would someone need all-caps because they can't hear?
Posted by: Amy | Mar 30, 2006 1:05:51 PM
I've got a pointless sequel... I LOVE THE 90's.
Posted by: Eric | Mar 30, 2006 1:18:47 PM
Touche!
Posted by: Jason Hartley | Mar 30, 2006 1:21:53 PM
If Tom isn't allowed in the room, they could just set the turkey baster on the nightstand. This way, the REAL baby-daddy will be attendance.
Is it a bad thing if I don't think my I-Pod gets loud ENOUGH? Maybe I need my ears checked.
Posted by: Kat | Mar 30, 2006 3:04:38 PM
Actually, drinking ANYTHING when pregnant is unhealthy. All alcohol affects the unborn child.
Posted by: Allison | Mar 30, 2006 4:53:03 PM
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