While You Were Setting Your Thermostat to 68 Degrees

• Dick Cheney spends his downtime watching FoxNews and drinking diet caffeine free Sprite in 68 degree hotel rooms. What do you expect from a guy who spends his 'up time' quail hunting.
• Jamie Kennedy returning to TV with a new comedy-reality show called Blowin Up. But first had to promise no more Xpiraments.
• King Kong is available for download for a mere $35 bucks. Or you could rent it in a month for $3.95 and not watch it at your desk.
• Kellie Pickler poses before her senior prom. And then hops a limo and heads for the event inside a genie's lantern.
• New Dixie Chicks song addresses death threats they received as a result of their political views.  Does not mention death threats they got as a result of their singing.
• Pete Doherty kicks a reporter. Worse yet, he doesn't offer him crack.
• What if Snakes on a Plane were called Pacific Air Flight 121? Ray Liotta probably would have been the star.
• If you're cast on Survivor, you better not be allergic to peanut butter.