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Keith Urban Loves Trucks, His Dog, Momma...and Nicole Kidman

UrbanAccording to the National Ledger, country music star Keith Urban has been hard at work on a new song, attempting to describe how he feels about fiancee Nicole Kidman. Through our shadowy network of operatives, Best Week Ever has managed to get our hands on an early draft of the song's lyrics. Check them out:

Baby, I'm just a simple man
Doin' what I can
To hold on to a star like you.
I make a livin' singing country
I don't know scientology
but I'll never make you worship Xenu.

I love all your movie parts,
'specially the one about racin' cars
but I think your ex might be a queer
I never been to Brokeback
I don't cowboy like that
I'll always be waiting for you right here.

So forget the pre-nup
we don't need that stuff
Our love for each other is true blue
and white and red
like America
The only thing I love more than you.

March 7, 2006 in Celebrity | Permalink

Comments

I'm a huge Keith Urban fan and I know for a fact that Keith Urban does not have a dog. Also, Keith likes cars not trucks!!! As for Keith writing Nicole Kidman a wedding song, I don't believe it. And anyways, I won't believe any of the rumors until Keith or Nicole annouce it themselves.

Posted by: kusmonkeybutt | Mar 7, 2006 2:04:12 PM

Keith would NEVER include anything that put down another person in one of his songs.I think your sources are way off base.....and full of it!!!

Posted by: HereWeGoMomma | Mar 7, 2006 2:50:42 PM

Good girl Monkeybutt, anyone listening to Keith's songs would know it's not his type of anything. About time people without knowledge of Keith shut their months and left him alone.

Posted by: nelia | Mar 7, 2006 2:50:49 PM

Lmao. Bitches who don't get this shit are fucking idiots who have their heads too far up their asses to make distinctions between satire and reality.

P.S. Keep it up, BWE! I've been visiting this blog everyday for almost a year now. =)

Posted by: IHeartBWE | Mar 7, 2006 3:50:59 PM

I guess you girls don't watch Best Week Ever. It's a joke, you know joke? Humor? You really need to get some of that.

Posted by: terri | Mar 7, 2006 9:00:20 PM

I don't know if he wrote that song or not but it seems like accurate info to me and at the least it's FUNNY!

Posted by: cheri | Mar 7, 2006 11:05:57 PM

i honestly don't think its funny.its not right to make fun of them.

Posted by: sarah | Mar 8, 2006 7:01:23 AM

That is by far, the tackiest makings of a country song I've heard yet. More like a Wierd Al song than a Keith Urban song. Get Real!

Posted by: In The Flesh | Mar 9, 2006 4:54:07 PM

You all have no idea how mad you have made me and alot of his fans. I hope you people who are defending the blog aren't fans because we don't need fans like that.

Posted by: Jessica | Mar 10, 2006 12:32:21 AM

If you and your friends keep coming over here whining about this I'm sure they'll make fun of Keith Urban's obsessed, fanatics on The Best Week Ever tv show. I'm sure Keith will be embarrassed by that. You aren't doing him any favors with your temper tantrums. Now shoo silly girl.

Posted by: terri | Mar 10, 2006 2:02:21 AM

Of course he didn't write it..But, I bet the song he writes after leaving her pastey butt, will bring his career back that she is ruining. I hope so at least!

Posted by: HAHA | Mar 10, 2006 3:35:44 AM

Well, posters over here are certainly not very friendly are they! YOU get a life and stop attacking KU fans, we obviously have alot more class!

Posted by: chickadee8 | Mar 10, 2006 4:05:58 PM

please stop saying these things! how would you like it if i said that you were ruining you boyfreind, girlfreind, wife or husbends career or his life. they are obviously in love!!!

Posted by: nicole | Mar 10, 2006 4:26:51 PM

You paint a portrait of Who You Are by the decisions you make. Keith wouldn't have wriiten this!

Posted by: dreneelane | Mar 10, 2006 4:56:38 PM

Some of you fans are so funny, you take everything so seriously. You probably care more about Keith than the real people in your life.

Posted by: terri | Mar 11, 2006 6:48:39 AM

hilarious! Thats the posts here I'm referring to. I am a HUGE keith fan but this is a JOKE girls, come onnnnnn you're letting the side down here!

Posted by: a ku fan | Mar 11, 2006 9:20:08 PM

Nah, it's obvious what's going on here. They're treating Keith as if he were the stereotypical country singer, but the problem is, anybody that knows anything about Keith Urban can't even relate him to that sort of thing. It would have been funny had it been a singer (like Toby Keith or Jason Aldean) that is "that" kind of country. It was just slim pickins 'cause there aren't too many country stars that date Hollywood actresses.

...Mostly 'cause country guys have better taste than that!

Posted by: Jessalyn | Mar 12, 2006 8:20:57 PM

Keith is sooooooo hot,and personally I don't like Nicole K. that much,because I wanted him to marry me,but you know every girl does.I know pretty much all there is to know about Keith,like he was born in New Zealend on October 26,1967.Trust me I know alot more,but there's too much to list.Sorry girls,but he's mine!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: holly | Mar 22, 2006 10:35:38 PM

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