While You Were Working

• Lance Armstrong paid tribute to ex-fiancee Sheryl Crow on his weekly satellite radio show. Jesus, Lance, she isn't dead.
• Daily Show host John Stewart has a baby girl.  Wife Tracey could like a little credit too.
• Yes, a lot of people said last night's episode of Scrubs was the best episode ever. But those people missed out on all the good deeds performed on Let's Get this Party Started.
• Lindsay Lohan's will not be the next Chanel Spokesperson. Perhaps emaciated designer Karl Largerfeld thinks she's too fat.
• Our bloggers face off over the Britney baby-driving scandal and things turn ugly.
• Now you can base all of your decisions on what K-Fed would do.
• Tom Cruise  wants to protect wife Katie Holmes from the public eye...and that pesky thing called a career.
• Rocker Pete Doherty has been sentenced to one year of community service for possession of drugs. But don't worry; he believes that if he gets high enough it'll only feel like a couple of weeks.
• Paris Hilton has been issued a restraining order to stay away from a 37-year-old event planner. Now if only somebody could issue her a restraining order to stay away from cameras.
• Angelina Jolie has supposedly asked a past lesbian lover to be the godmother of her children. If there's only one story this  year that bridges the gap between the old scary/sexy Angelina and the new motherly/humanitarian Angelina, it's this one.