Is Martin Holmes Having the Best Week Ever?

This week it seems that with the help of the best deprogrammer money can buy, the Patriarch of the Holmes family just might get his daughter back. In this upcoming litigious edition of Life and Style , the tabloid reports that a) Tom and Katie's made it seem like they were buying a house in Ohio for the benefit of the paparazzi b)Katie hates Tom's obsession with his own image c)Katie's dad hopes the two are over for good and he plans to make sure she gets custody of the kid and the cash.

While we're happy that Katie will be returning home soon, we think think this kind of behavior merits a grounding for at least two weeks.