Undead Headline of the Day

From the Star Tribune (Minnesota):

Vampyre Candidate for Governor Arrested

Is Bryan Adams Having the Best Week Ever?

After toiling away in relative obscurity for the past few years, Bryan Adams has been thrust back into the spotlight this week after tabloid reports that he has hot young starlets hanging out and showering and falling down with tea pots at his house!

Bryan has also been making waves by performing in benefit concerts for underprivileged children.

Could Canada's pop prince be having the Best Week Ever? 

Sizzler: More TomKat PDA

According to the newest issue of Star Magazine, "Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise, who made a special appearance at the techfest, couldn't bear to be apart for a moment." "They gave each other little goodbye kisses when they would separate, even for a few feet," says the source.

Meanwhile, other sources close to the couple tell Best Week Ever that it was in fact Katie's electric collar that was responsible for the couple's proximity.

Your Tauntaun or Mine?

Have you ever wondered whether it’s possible to “drive a Podracer at 900 mph or more without a windshield or face mask”? Or if you could you survive a “50-foot fall into a snow bank”? Or could you “avoid freezing to death in a blizzard overnight by gutting a dead animal like a tauntaun and getting into its carcass?”

You can find out here.

(Thanks to Slashdot)

Presidential Table Manners

CNN.com reports on tonight's State of the Union address: "Bush's speech to tackle kitchen table concerns"

First on the agenda: the basket of wooden lemons or the red candle sticks for the centerpiece?

IN CASED YOU MISSED IT: Anderson Cooper Gets Dirty

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT: Scary In Seattle

To some, Sleepless in Seattle already was a horror movie.

Movie after the jump.

I’m Sarah Silverman, B*tch!

Sarah Silverman is tapped to fill the Dave Chappelle sized hole in Comedy Central’s heart. According to Reuters, the show is called The Sarah Silverman program and will premiere in the summer. Also, she will play a “character -- also named Sarah Silverman -- whose absurd daily life will be told through an array of scripted comedic scenes and songs.” Joe Franklin can't like this development.

(Go here for other developments...)

God Save the Queen

Beautiful Brooke Burke has managed to see beyond the Burger King's shiny plastic veneer to fall for a man who will make her a queen.  Detractors say, she's only using him to make a Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch spokesperson Darius Rucker jealous.   Check out more pics from Burger King's paparazzi parody.

Anna Benson Cashes in Her Chips

Watch out Nick “the Greek” Dandalos, Anna Benson is coming after you:

Benson could find herself getting plenty of face time on ESPN in the coming year. Not during baseball games, but more likely during one of the network's ubiquitous poker broadcasts. The wife of Orioles pitcher Kris Benson has been polishing her game by playing nearly every day, whether online, on her cell phone or even live and in person. She also recently signed a deal to endorse and promote a fledgling poker Web site. "I'm still a young little poker player. I've got a long ways to go," Benson said. "It is a thrill to me. They call it a sport now, so it's kind of cool for me to come in and be my own type of an athlete.”

She learned how to play from Rickey Henderson and Bobby Bonilla.