No Hassle, Just Hoff

It's a good week for Hasselhoff fans. First, the International Federation of Competitive Eating, IFOCE, annouces that it will seek to determine the exact weight of the actor's generously-sized head.

Then come's Waxhoff.com, a website that allows you to simulate waxing the Hoff's chest as he spews impassioned lines from his Knight Rider days.

Bonus: If you still can't get enough of Germany's hottest pop star, try making a Hasselhoff paper airplane