Quick Hits

Scarlett Johansson  said that director Michael Bay has “a lot of enemies.”  The majority of Bay’s enemies are reportedly “people who like good movies.”

Lindsay Lohan stood up Regis & Kelly but managed to appear on TRL.  Lindsay will soon learn that hard way you don’t f*** with Regis Philbin.

Marilyn Manson’s new wife Dita Von Teese is into erotic asphyxiation.  Ohmygod, Marilyn, you're like totally freaking out right now aren't you ohmygod you're like totally freaking out.

Eminem is planning to remarry ex-wife Kim.  He needed some inspiration to come up with new ways to murder her on his next CD.

Rapper Foxy Brown is almost totally deaf.  Which explains soooooo much.

Mel Gibson is planning TV miniseries on Holocaust survivors. Don't worry, it won't be titled Lethal Weapons 5.

Valerie Bertinelli and her rock star husband, Eddie Van Halen, are divorcing after 24 years of marriage. Eddie plans on immediatley replacing her with Sammy Hagar.