Best Vacation Ever

In Case You Missed it, it was decided by YOU, the viewers at home, that the one and only Angelina Jolie had the Best Year Ever.

I need to know: what do you think? Did she deserve it? Was Kanye robbed? I'm sure he thinks so. What about Tyra? Or cheaters? Or Weathermen? Do you think Angelina had a better year than all of them? I want to hear your thoughts.

Speaking of Best Year Ever, (this sentence is going to be weird, get ready) Best Week Ever had the Best Year Ever. So after working hard for nearly 52 best weeks in a row, we're taking some time off. HOWEVER, that doesn't mean you should go far. You can still check out Bestweekever.Vh1.com for daily updates, and when we come back next month we're going to have an all new, bigger and better Blog. So get ready.

And that's that. In the words of Kristin from Laguna Beach, this post is dunzo. See ya soon.

Best Year Ever! Tonight @11

From TomKat to Brangelina. From MJ to R. Kelly. From Paris to Lindsay and from Nick to Jessica, 2005 was THE BEST YEAR EVER.

Tune in tonight at 11 a nd all weekend long to find out who had THE BEST YEAR EVER! Hey, maybe it was you.

Comedians on 2005

In preparation for Last Laugh '05, CC Insider has asked a bunch of comedians to talk about the year that was. Our own Pete Holmes had this to say about his favorite video of the year.

"I have to give it up for R. Kelly's unintentionally hilarious 'Trapped in the Closet,' specifically the part where a pie-eating midget poops his little-person purple pantaloons. My favorite thing is that 'midget' is an offensive and outdated term, but R. Kelly uses it freely, presumably because it rhymes with 'Bridget,' the midget's not-so-little secret lover. I guess it's because nothing rhymes with 'Little Person,' except maybe Elle McPherson or 'Brittle Person.'

Read the rest of Pete's take on R. Kelly, as well as pieces by Sarah Silverman and Lisa Lampanelli here.

And here's Part I of Comedians on 2005. What a year. What a year.

What's Wrong With Mariah?

Ohmygod, is Mariah okay? I mean, she has somebody holding a cup up and putting a straw in her mouth, surely something's wrong. Maybe she's severely injured. Maybe she's paralyzed. Maybe she's... oh wait.

The singer — famous for her outrageous demands — stunned fans by being too lazy to lift the cup herself. A brunette assistant had to perform the task at regular intervals while the singer signed copies of her album The Emancipation of Mimi.

Okay, nevermind. Everything's fine. Mariah's juuuuust fine. Nothing wrong with her at all. Carry on.

The Superficial

Rest of U2 Perfectly Fine With Africans Starving

 SAN FRANCISCO - Rock band U2, currently on tour in North America, is well-known for its human-rights advocacy, particularly its ongoing campaign to eradicate poverty in Africa. Less known to fans of the Irish supergroup, however, is that the lion's share of these efforts are made by lead singer Bono. The three other U2 members are perfectly okay with the dismal plight of Africa's poor. [Continue Reading]

I know everybody already checks out the Onion every week for their hilarious stories. HOWEVER, in case you were slacking, I felt like I had to link this one. Man, will the Onion ever stop being funny? I really don't think so.

Face Transplants- So Hot Right Now

So now that scientists have pulled off the first successful face transplant, I guess anything is possible. Well, the girl in this video certainly hopes so. Check out the newest Post Show video here.

Everywhere You Look....

Have you ever thought, "Man, you know would make for a great trip? Going everywhere that the Full House open was shot and taking pictures of the locations! That'd be the BEST!"

Well, I haven't either. But somebody did. Check out the pictures here if you're a big Full House fan. Or if you're really, really, really, really, really bored. Or if  you've been harboring a secret crush on Kimmy Gibler. Come on. Just admit it.

Quck Hits

Charlize Theron may be the next Bond girl. Theron would follow in the footsteps of Halle Berry and other Oscar winning actresses who've make terrible career decisions.

Nicole Ritchie and fiancé Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein have called off their engagement. They couldn't agree on what to serve at the wedding: chicken, fish, or Parliaments.

Requiem For A Dream director Darren Aronofsky has signed on to direct an episode of Lost.  That sound you just heard was every fiilm major in the country getting an erection.

Patrick Swayze is reluctant to open his fan mail because his female followers bombard him with dirty photos. Of course, you'd be reluctant too if your female fans were also in their 60's by now.

Peter Jackson lost around 70 pounds.  He’s changed his look from fat wino to slightly overweight homeless person.

Britney Spears' husband Kevin Federline has reportedly jetted to Las Vegas to beg the singer to give him another chance. And $20. He's hungry.

Say Something Nice About Bill O'Reilly

10) He's not Ann Coulter

9) I like his tie

8) His pointer finger is very well muscled

Read the rest of the Top 10 here. Don't worry, YOU don't have to say something nice about Bill O'Reilly. You're safe, I promise.

Flaming!

Hot on the heels of yesterday's Mike Ditka rap video we have yet ANOTHER sports-music video. Some say sports music-- even worse than rap-metal. Well, I wouldn't go that far.

So this is the 1987 Calgary Flames of the NHL. You see, back in the 80's we had a sport called hockey, and these guys were hockey players. The Flames' slogan that season was "You Can't Stop A Flame When It's Red Hot." I will not argue that.

So watch the video here. And be thankful that the White Sox didn't make one of these after they won the World Series.