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The truth about diamonds and spoiled brats who get book deals.

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Chapter One

Reserved Seating
Chloe Parker would be a terrible role model if she were famous. Trouble is that she was about to be.

It started innocently enough, or as innocent as you can get on the dance floor of one of the hottest clubs in L.A.The nightclubs of L.A. are like soap operas, except they're not Days of Our Lives; they're more like Passions — crazy stuff happens, and no one bats a fake eyelash. There's always some bizarre drama that plays out every night, and everyone in the cast — I mean, everyone — is great looking, stoned, and/or drunk. It's like a traveling freak show that stars the youngest and hottest in Hollywood. It's about fun, and sex, and pseudo-danger.

Wow. Just wow. "Her first kiss, her first crush on a gay guy, the first time she saw Jimmy Choo sandals, the first time someone passed her a joint — all happened in a club." Can you hear that? That's the sound of the world's tiniest violin playing for Ms. Richie. For the love of jebus... If this winds up on a best seller list or Oprah's book club, I'm calling it quits on books forever. Take a peak at what may be the worst book ever written. ever.. [MSNBC article]

November 11, 2005 | Permalink

Comments

anyone know that name of the noise/guitar band that preformed Total Eclipse of the Heart?

Posted by: Tony Danza | Nov 13, 2005 12:39:29 PM

Oh my god! When was it that being the spawn of rock and money gave you instant access to fame and brain? or lack of? First it was the not so brilliant named after the city of lights broad who thought she could write. And now her former BFF is following close behind. First with the making herself as skinny as possible and now with the desire to make America think that she actually has a brain. But I must give her some credit. She did show to have some neurons left in her tiny head when she stopped hanging out with Hilton.
I am soooo not buying that book. It's like... Oh my god! Gag me with a spoon!

Posted by: Cristina | Nov 13, 2005 1:49:44 PM

Oh my God! I never knew that Ms. Paris Wannabe could actually write! (shock!) Or wait... did she just copy off of Paris' book? Nicole "wrote" a book, she skipped the sex tape (as far as we know) what's next? a lost Chihuahua or a new fragance? These girls are a joke. They should do something more productive with their lives...for example: die.

Posted by: Rocio | Nov 13, 2005 6:27:21 PM

excuss me but nicole richie is not a brat and she is a sweet young girl that doesnt dance on tables like umm lets see PARIS HILTON!!dont call her names cause im sticking up for her no matter what!she hav a difficult childhood, so dont do this to her! thxsss..

Posted by: amanda | Nov 13, 2005 9:36:27 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! She's scary looking!

Posted by: CraftyGrrl | Nov 14, 2005 6:14:56 AM

I wonder if they're advertising the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset on the back of the book jacket...

Posted by: ExBf | Nov 14, 2005 8:25:22 AM

im at school right now...and were in the library and were hungry and we want wendys. so if anyone can help us out, please email us! we need food! o and we dont have money so your paying! thanks!
later
brittany & Tiffany

Posted by: Brittany&Tiffany | Nov 14, 2005 8:53:48 AM

Yeah, life's tough when you're a millionare heiress.

Did anyone acually read that excerpt though? It sounds exactly like something my 13 year old neice wrote the other week. Who, with any sort of concience, could actually publish such drivel?

Posted by: Sam | Nov 14, 2005 11:25:10 AM

i'm no nicole supporter, but c'mon she's not a paris wannabe. give her a little credit, she has way more brains than paris, even though that's not saying much. and she at least has some sort of personality. she made the simple life, not that that's anything to brag about either.

Posted by: shelly | Nov 14, 2005 11:52:30 AM

nicole richie is a positive role model bc she has shown she could rise above all of the problems she's endured. she's had a life full of hardships w having a father who was in demand and never around, having to deal w a divorce, drugs and rehab, and accusations of all sorts in tabloids. nicole is a gorgeous, well-rounded, sweet independent woman now and deserves to be seen as such. I hope her new novel does very well.

Posted by: crystallle | Nov 15, 2005 12:16:36 AM

Someone give her a burger.

Posted by: leslie | Nov 15, 2005 4:12:55 AM

Someone give her a burger.

Posted by: leslie | Nov 15, 2005 4:13:27 AM

Yes, Nicole is a well rounded independent woman.....it's just too bad that she now has the body of a twelve year old boy!

Posted by: Gigi | Nov 15, 2005 11:08:13 PM

alrighty then.

Posted by: shel | Nov 16, 2005 2:02:31 PM

i think nicole richies awesome. i think we should all give her credit for writing a book , its not something we could all do even if we were millionairesses , shes nothing like paris , paris is a dumb blonde socialite who's just about as stupid as you can get.nicole has more about her.

Posted by: alison | Nov 19, 2005 6:11:08 AM

WOw, if u dont like her then why care what she's doing? If you have nothing good to say, dont say anything at all.(Mommy knows best) Nicole is the shit and she knows how to have a good time ...whether thats dancing on a counter or out with her fiance ...Who are you to judge?

Posted by: Talia | Nov 20, 2005 9:08:06 PM

i find it more than a little amusing that you say you're going to give up on books if this one makes it big....because you're obviously not well-read enough to spell "peek" correctly....roflmao

Posted by: meg | Nov 30, 2005 10:23:07 PM

The book is a form of therapy expressing the truth about the lifestyles of the rich and famous. This is not science fiction, this is a personal account of her experiences.Frankly, I glad she has the guts to tell the truth for once.The Truth About Diamonds is saying that if rich people told the truth about their lives you see that it's not what you read or hear in the media..it's an underworld of predators and abusers of mankind and the only way out is death or salvation.Hey Nicole, hang in there your voice has been heard.

Posted by: Trina | Dec 2, 2005 10:04:45 AM

That poor girl. Her confusion and self-hate are so obvious. Trying to be White, trying to be a Paris-clone, and now, trying to be a writer, tisk, tisk.

Posted by: luka | Dec 8, 2005 8:18:04 PM

Rise above all the problems that she has endured? All the problems that her and Paris' lifestyle have brought upon themselves you mean. When I heard she had produced a novel on her life story, I thought to myself, you have to actually have a life before you can write about it. There are tons of kids around the world today that have overcome the trials and dangers faced by both Ms Ritchie and Ms Hilton, and did so without the unlimited resources and constant guidance that both these "wastes of skin" possess. If you want to write a book, on an issue that matters, have them dedicate some time to actually trying to make a difference in the lives of kids, rather than just being spoiled rich brats that are setting a very poor example for our youth.

Posted by: Jayroyy | Dec 21, 2005 2:08:20 PM

She wrote a book on her life. Does it matter what she was doing in it? Lots of sad old people write boks on lives where nothing interesting happens. It doesn't matter what you think of her as a person or what she did to have a life worth writing about. At least shes not wasting book store shelf space with a lame auto-bio that no one wants to read.

Posted by: amy | Dec 28, 2005 7:56:17 PM

oh my god i so love nicoles book
when her and apris borke friends i werent that keen on nicole but i lobe sorry paris but i love u still lol
nicole richie is great
lov ya both paris and nicole

Posted by: kirsty | Apr 15, 2006 6:23:28 PM

oh my god i so love nicoles book
when her and apris borke friends i werent that keen on nicole but i lobe sorry paris but i love u still lol
nicole richie is great
lov ya both paris and nicole

Posted by: kirsty | Apr 15, 2006 6:23:29 PM

I love Nicole, she's an inspiration. Any of you people that trash her and envious and wish you could be like her & you KNOW it!

Posted by: Ash | Apr 16, 2006 10:24:40 AM

okay first of all nicole is so not a paris wanna be...fuck she is just so much funnier,prettier, and her body is great. all of you retards are obviously jealous cos youre all fat! go on a diet, excercise. itll shrink you. i promise. This book is so cool. have you guys read paris' book? its like...the boringest book in the world. it contains more photographs than actual words. and dont think i hate paris, i do love that gal i do however think nicole is much better. i mean the simple life was paris' show but really was it? did anyone really enjoy seeing her fake smile for half an hour? i was too busy laughing at nicole's jokes. anything paris can do, nicole can do better. remaining engaged longer than paris? done. writing a better book than confessions of an heiress? done(althouh thats not really an accomplishment) being super skinny? yep. aw, she didnt however make a sex tape...damn. nicole knows how to have fun and doesnt care. shes a freak and proud. gotta amire her for that. Whoever wrote that shes a paris wannabe needs a reality check. ill brake your arm. along with your other limbs too.

Posted by: berry | Apr 25, 2006 5:09:42 AM

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