Christina Wedding Pics

Just Jared has more Christina Aguilera wedding photos than you can shake a stick at. Of course, I'm not sure why you would shake a stick at them... but hey, you can give it a shot. I won't judge.

I like the new pretty, classy Christina. If she would have tied the knot during her dirrrty days she probably would have jumped into the cake naked and rubbed icing all over her body. On second thought...

Billy Joel's WIFE needs to SHUT THE F UP!

Ohhh, so there IS a downside to marrying a woman 1/2 your age.

Check out this craigslist post from a guy who supposedly had to listen to the Piano Man's 26-year-old wife babble on and on and on during a recent appearance.

I can picture this guy sitting there, fuming, and silently wishing that only the good die younger.

Quick Hits

Don't worry people: Julia Roberts is still the highest paid actress in Hollywood.  And in other Roberts family news, Eric wants to know if he can borrow a couple of bucks.   

Gary Glitter may be shot by firing squad.  Naaaaaa Na Na Hey!! Na na na na na na.

“Pop Star” Anastacia would like to duet with Steven Tyler and Sting.  Meanwhile, Tyler and Sting would like to duet with Anastacia,…………..in her pants!      

Pierce Brosnan hates himself.  Experts trace this back to the “drive by fruiting” incident in Mrs. Doubtfire. 

Nick and Jessica never signed a pre-nup.  You can’t say Kanye didn’t warn you girl.    

Britney and Kevin have transformed their bedroom into a nativity with their kid playing baby Jesus.  And even more unbelievable: Kevin as a wise man.

Emma Watson is not even close

Listen perverts- even though the new Harry Potter movie is a little darker, and even though it deals with some adult themes, there's something you have to keep in mind: young Hermoine is still off limits. You can use that tissue now to dry your tears.

Well, thankfully the people over at Yeeeah! were nice enough to create a Countdown to Legal Age meter for Emma Watson. So click here, and count down the seconds until April 15, 2008.

I told you-- not even close. But hey, you can look on the bright side: at least you have 2 1/2 years to come up with a decent pickup line. Best of luck.

Global Warming is bad

Check out these clips from the Earth to America special and be reminded that global warming is bad and comedy is good. Especially comedy where Will Ferrell talks to us about global warming as President Bush.

Larry David explains how he went from narcissist to activist.

Bill Maher complains about people who don't complain about global warming.

Robin Williams reminds us that there's at least one thing worse than global warming (besides Patch Adams)

And The Blue Man Group freak us out about global warming.

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Teri Hatcher and Nicolette Sheridan share a goodbye kiss

"And then in typical Housewives fashion, Marcia Cross and Eva Longoria desperately tried to one-up Teri and Nicolette by 69-ing 'til the sun came up."

Now you go.

(pic from A Socialite's Life)

leaving with a laugh

Comedy Central has announced the lineup for this year's Last Laugh. You can read all about here at the CCInsider blog.

And, if you have any interest in watching two of the funniest videos on the internet right now, you might want to click here. These are from last year's Last Laugh, so there's a chance you've probably seen them before. They're worth watching again.

Go here and watch Andy Dick's Speechalist and Denis Leary paying up. Trust me.

Missing Miyagi

With last week's passing of Pat Miyagi... er, Morita... many people are having trouble coping with a post-Morita world. Well, to help you get through these trying times I recommend you checking out this touching tribute (and, okay, movie review) from the man who may have loved him the most: The Sports Guy.

Upon hearing about the sad passing of Pat Morita, I couldn't resist the chance to revisit my 2002 column about the "Karate Kid" trilogy, add a few things and rank the first "Karate Kid" on my "Top 73 Greatest Sports movies" list.

Sure, there was allegedly a fourth installment ("The Next Karate Kid," featuring Hilary Swank as Mr. Miyagi's new student), but for my money, the "Karate Kid" franchise lived and died with the immortal Ralph Macchio as Daniel LaRusso, remaining the most memorable Sports Movie Trilogy ever to this day. [Click here to keep on reading]

Jessica Simpson: Still A Virgin

Okay, maybe she's not still a virgin. But today we thought we'd share this clip from That 70's Show where the newly single Jessica proclaims to Ashton Kutcher that she's still 100% pure. And 100% hot. Watch it here.

Enjoy. From Smithappens.

Quick Hits

The Rolling Stones are all set to perform the halftime show at this year's Superbowl. Millions eagerly await the sight of Mick's old, wrinkly exposed nipple.

Sorry everybody: Threshold and Reunion have been cancelled. And by "everybody" I mean all seven of you.

E! will air 10 new episodes of the recently cancelled The Simple Life next spring. Of course, before they do they will change the meaning of "E" from "entertainment" to "extraneous crap."

Who invented the mullet: Bono or Swayze? Come on guys, don't fight. Let's just say that you both invented the mullet so we can blame you both equally.

My favorite headline of the day: Schwarzenegger Hears Snoop Dogg's Clemency Plea. Arnold admits, "I just love his doggy-style."

CS Lewis never wanted to see The Chronicles of Narnia on the big screen. Hey! CS Lewis is just like me!