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The Hooters Employee Handbook
"Only approved Orange Hooters Girl Shorts are to be worn, sized to fit, and should NOT BE SO TIGHT THAT THE BUTTOCKS SHOW." [ Continue reading @ the smoking gun]
Things I've learned from reading this handbook include the following:
1) Smiling is super important (because Hooters patrons really care about your inner beauty).
2) Socks also are super important (because nobody likes a stinker).
3) Tongue rings are bad (because they aren't selling sex, they are selling b00bies...?)
4) bras are good (I think it should be on an individual basis...but I'll let this one slide).
5)men work at hookers(?)
I didn't know that last one. See, you learn something new every day. Now if I can just find myself boobies, I can hand in my application and get my smiling on.
September 20, 2005 | Permalink
Comments
when the most important part of your manual is in italics and uppercase and pertains to the female butt, you have to wonder what the editor of the manual must have gone through. "i dont know... i dont know if they get the point. we need all upper case letters. and make it all slanty looking so that they'll really pay attention". and yes, someone gets paid to make those decisions
Posted by: Jared | Sep 20, 2005 4:03:55 AM
I hope they included the part about the camel toe. Very important part of the Hooters shorts.
Posted by: Distressedjeans | Sep 20, 2005 2:00:22 PM
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