Wednesday Morning Quick Hits

Ashton Kutcher demands Adrien Brody's Academy Award after pranking him on Punk'd. In short, don't get used to seeing "Ashton Kutcher" and "Academy Award" in the same sentence.

Jennifer Aniston insults Brad Pitt's hairdo.  Brad Pitt responds by banging Angelina Jolie some more.

High school Physical Education class is now available online....
                            .... Say what now?

Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic and hungry too. Academic study links hunger to schizophrenia.

Bo Bice breaks his foot during the first stop of the Idol tour.  Corey Clark seen fleeing the scene.

Christopher Walken was once a lion tamer, and still wants a bushy tail.