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Tom Cruise... need we say more


Ladies and gentlemen, Tom Cruise has tossed off the shackles of Hollywood oppression and is piloting his Scientology-fueled funny car straight towards you. The tires are smoking and he's screaming to the stands about Katie, psychiatry, sex, space aliens, and Brooke Shields. We invite you to grab some popcorn and watch for a few minutes before the crash...

It's official people: Tom Cruise is Nuts. Check out the inevitable website that was 2 months in the making...

July 6, 2005 | Permalink


Well he is married...

Posted by: achilles | Jul 6, 2005 10:23:03 AM

And he does believe 75 million years ago a space tyrant gathered up people, put them in earth's volcanos, and blew them up releasing things called thetans which still exist today as spiritual parasites infecting all of our minds...

Posted by: danish | Jul 7, 2005 12:22:09 AM

Tom Cruise is so stupid. He needs to stick to acting and quit trying to make people think that he's smarter than everybody cuz nobody's buying it.

Posted by: Sannah | Jul 8, 2005 2:51:43 PM

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