Thursday Morning Quick Hits

Madonna avoids Mariah Carey at Live 8, depriving the world of a much wanted catfight.

If you order from Amazon.com, your delivery person just might be Harrison Ford. Still waiting to find out if Chewie will be joining his side, this one last time...

Jenny McCarthy constantly erases tapes of herself having sex.

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NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Only a handful of viewers are taking advantage of the Cinderella Man refund.  Crowe resists the urge to throw phones at said viewers.

Dennis reaches hurricane strength; editors resist urge to include 'menace' in headline.

Bono calls Canadian Prime Minister "infuriating" for not making empty promises. PM tells Bono that Zooropa sucked ass.