Ted Nugent is Knockin' at Michigan's door

Ted Nugent may run for Governor of Michigan.

WHAT?

Please tell me this is not a publicity stunt for a new album. Let it be true.  I never thought anyone who could write books with titles such as "Gods, Guns, and Rock 'N' Roll", "Blood Trails 2" and "Kill It & Grill It" or classic album titles such as "Penetrator", "If You Can't Lick 'Em...Lick 'Em" and "Full Bluntal Nugity" would EVER attempt to wear a real suit... let alone attempt to govern an entire state.

Nugent On his favorite arthropod:

"(The botanists) come to my ranch in Michigan every year, where I have a wonderful specialized wetlands known as a fen . . . the only piece of ecosystem in North America where the Mitchell's Satyr Butterfly is thriving, an endangered species everywhere, except on Ted Nugent's property."

Nugent On Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes:

"I see a lot of smiles. I love when people are happy. She's a bomber. She's stunning. He's a handsome young man and a brilliant actor unto himself."

On what he would do in the event of a "War of the Worlds"-like alien invasion:

"I'm privy to some firepower dynamics that your average civilian is not and we would just wipe the (expletives) out. And then we'd probably sauté them and use them for bait and kill some bear over their carcasses."

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On that note, I would like to say that I think Nugent shouldn't have any problem obtaining the female voter's support with classics like " Come and get it " and "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang".