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Niche? But it's David Coulier!
I am flabbergasted. David Coulier people. David Coulier. Only "Niche"? Meanwhile Bob Saget is apparently "famous". He must have slept with the NNDB tracker's wife because I can't find anyone else's profile insulting 90's television gods...oh wait...maybe I can... and wouldn't you know they were in Full House too: Lori Loughlin got rated as "some what" famous. That's charming. Hmm. So did Candace Bure.
Oh god. This just got even better. (Yes, I'm posting as I am discovering...)
Candace has a site and I was just about to make a joke about her falling off the face of the earth to do porn but oh no. She has a website.
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Good god! Kirk Cameron got to her. The way of the master strikes again!
Well, lets just say I took her "are you a good person test" and failed miserably. I think I got like 8 or 9 of 10 wrong. Yeah, they were the commandments and Yeah, I may be going to hell but I'm not going to sit here and take advice from an actress with a fame status of "somewhat". If Kirk and her combine their "somewhat" statuses or they get someone famous like Bog Saget, THEN maybe I'll consider praying.
July 11, 2005 | Permalink
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ridiculous! lori loughlin was in "Rad" and dave coulier had one of the biggest hits of the '90's written about him. that TOTALLY counts as famous. for both of them.
Posted by: claire | Jul 11, 2005 2:01:30 PM
ridiculous! lori loughlin was in "Rad" and dave coulier had one of the biggest hits of the '90's written about him. as a result, everyone knows the intimate details of his sex life with alanis morrisette. that TOTALLY counts as famous.
Posted by: claire | Jul 11, 2005 2:03:46 PM
I still can't wait to see Kirk Cameron debut onstage in Les Mis playing the part of Jean Valjean.
Oh my god! "So what did you do last night Dave?" "I saw Les Mis with KIRK CAMERON as Jean Valjean!"
Posted by: Dave | Jul 11, 2005 2:05:04 PM
Soo, just for fun, I clicked on all innocent answers, expecting the Bible beaters to throw praise on me (not in an idolatrous way, of course) and it still told me I was a sinner and going to Hell.
See everyone there, I guess?
Posted by: uh, yeah | Jul 11, 2005 2:08:22 PM
So what's the point of changing your life and repenting if even one little lie gets you condmened to Hell forever?
For once I'm actually glad I'm a Catholic. At least the whole forgiveness thing we have makes sense.
Posted by: Bethany | Jul 11, 2005 4:11:58 PM
I saw Dave Coulier at a comedy club in Columbia, Missouri earlier this year. He walked right in front of me before the show started, it was like meeting a rock star.
After the show, he walked right by me again, and as he walked by me, I felt a hand grab my ass. I immediately thought, "Did uncle Joey just grab my ass?" But, alas, it was just some random person as we were packed in a tiny room, and hands went places they didn't want to go.
Posted by: Brandon | Jul 11, 2005 6:06:27 PM
"did uncle Joey just grab my ass?" hahahahaha, that is hilarious!!
For some reason I decided to go ahead and take the commandment test, bah! I knew which ones I have broken and what not prior to taking it. However they got me on every one!!! Even the adulteress one was bullshit! They switched it to cover every aspect of wanting to be with another person. They don't even mention marriage in it, they just say if you have lusted after someone, WTF?! Everyone has lustful thoughts... oh except maybe Candice Cameron... shit, even DJ had lustful thoughts. Same goes with the murdering one, no I haven't murdered. But, yes, you have! You dislike others, you have murdered... you breathe you go to hell... do they not see we are already there? Muawhahahahaha. I keed. I keed.
Posted by: meeegan | Jul 11, 2005 11:31:02 PM
Well. Apparently DJ has settled down, popped out a couple of chilluns, and LOST HER FRIGGIN MIND.
AND she slept with Dustin Diamond? She SHOULD repent! Just... not that much.
Posted by: Meagan | Jul 12, 2005 3:55:16 PM
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