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Abercrombie and Fitch has taken a turn towards the HILARIOUS! Step aside Urban Outfitters, now you have some competition in the "ridiculous novelty t-shirt" department.
These shirts are listed on the a&f website as "celebrity" tees, and boy, are they clever. Let's start with the "Orlando makes me sweat" tee. Now, upon first glance you'd think "Oh, of course Orlando makes you sweat, it's a city in Florida and it gets awfully humid down there." Right? WRONG! This is a play on words baby! If you're wearing this shirt, what you're really saying is Orlando BLOOM makes me sweat because he's so damn hot! Yow! Or, if you're a guy wearing this shirt, you're saying Orlando Bloom makes me sweat because I'm pretty sure he's into dudes and I'm afraid he might do something to me while I'm sleeping. But either way, it works.
Now, the "What is Scientology? No seriously" tee lets people know two things: 1) you're sick of hearing about Tom and Katie, and 2) you're really not a smart person. Perfect! Put me down for 5 of them!
Check out the rest of abercrombie's celebrity tees here... and long for the days when their website was full of naked teenagers hanging from tire swings.
July 29, 2005 | Permalink
Comments
isnt it fitch?
Posted by: rachel | Jul 29, 2005 11:27:07 AM
Oh Abercrombie & Fitch....Does your wit know no bounds?
Posted by: moi | Jul 29, 2005 11:48:40 AM
Who the heck would buy those t-shirts?
Posted by: Jasonlover | Jul 29, 2005 12:59:08 PM
These shirts are only for women. Cause straight dudes would be like "huh?". 24.50 for a 3 dollar shirt with plain lettering. abercrombie you guys are genuises. notice how the guys shirts are like "I love vagina!"
Posted by: fat stinking hog | Jul 29, 2005 1:11:21 PM
Soon there will be as many custom t-shirt designers as there are bloggers.
Posted by: KnownAsQ | Jul 29, 2005 2:31:48 PM
demented bloggers by A&F loves it
Posted by: Jonathon A | Jul 29, 2005 5:41:33 PM
What a great investment. You can show how up to date and knowledgeable you are of pointless celebrity gossip for a good 1-3 monthes.
Posted by: fuzy_white_strawberries | Jul 29, 2005 11:11:49 PM
yeah i saw one shirt today at abercrombie that said 'one duff is enough' i thought that was pretty funny
Posted by: Arielle | Jul 31, 2005 5:55:56 PM
Amercrombie and Fitch are a bunch of fucking losers. Can't they find somthing else to do besides degrade the world at large....
Posted by: Dom_ursini | Sep 14, 2005 6:52:54 PM
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