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Celebrity Haiku: Johnny Depp Edition


Robot Johnny  (a talented freelance illustrator) provides us with another installment of Celebrity Haikus.

Edward Scissorhands
As cool as they are
those things must be a nuisance
when masturbating

Gilbert Grape
The real answer to
“What’s eating Gilbert Grape?” is:
“His giant mother”

Those of you who were unfortunate enough to miss out on the Harrison Ford edition should catch up now. Maybe he takes requests. Just please no TomKat haiku requests...that's all I ask. With that said, ask away.[link]

July 28, 2005 | Permalink


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