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Michael Bay
says The Island flopped because Ewan McGregor isn't a "big" enough star. McGregor responded in his beautiful singing voice with  "Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies...I guess Pearl Harbor sucked...just a little bit more than I missed you....."

Blondie and Dagwood to celebrate 75th anniversary by invading other comic strips, sure only to make them unfunny as well.

"The other night I took an eighty-year-old taxidermied monkey, set it on fire in the pool and filmed it from beneath with an underwater camera...It was beautiful, like the Titanic, the Hindenburg and King Kong all mixed into one." Marylin Manson continues to pretend he's really creepy.

African official offers Bill Clinton 40 goats and 20 cows for Chelsea's hand in marriage. Bill says he needs to up the offer by at least 30 chickens.

Billy Corgan storms off the stage like a little girl. The Smashing Pumpkins need to reunite even if it's just to restore Corgan's dignity.

Samuel L. Jackson hopes to cure Christina Ricci of nymphomania in her latest film role. He'll be the first guy since Adams Family 2 who's NOT trying to sleep with her.

July 28, 2005 | Permalink

Comments

The Island probably because it's a sucky movie..like the majority of Michael Bay's movie.

Posted by: Jasonlover | Jul 28, 2005 3:27:03 PM

For the love of Bay check out

http://www.michaelbay.com/forum.htm

If everyone you knew who knew nothing about movies....well, they post on this forum. My fav: " I really feel bad for Michael.... D(ream)W(orks) let him down."

Posted by: RevHud | Jul 28, 2005 4:19:17 PM

If Manson wanted to do something REALLY creepy, he'd start dating Alexis Arquette. They seriously are the perfect couple!!!

Posted by: nunya | Jul 28, 2005 6:16:43 PM

You just know marilyn manson goes home to a temperature controlled environment where he'll sit in a jacuzzi filled with soap stones exfoliating with a light cleanser while drinking appletinis. Then when He goes to work he'll be like "I just ate pig vomit!" then at lunch he'll be like "This new Evian with a twist off cap is amazing but I usually drink sparkling mineral water". Then later at night at a concert he'll be like "The devil lives in my penis!"

Posted by: fat stinking hog | Jul 28, 2005 7:17:48 PM

*flashes tits* howzabout that for some pumpkins, beeyotch.

Posted by: Little Girl | Jul 29, 2005 12:08:12 AM

Michael Bay thinks too much with his dick. His movies suck because he thinks he takes a good plot and make it better with all kinds of action, blowing up everywhere, he over does it. Get a clue and a new day job Michael. Dont blame Ewan & Scarlett, their job is to listen to you and your vision. Cant help your vision has failed you time and time again.

Posted by: Rose | Jul 29, 2005 1:01:05 AM

Oh come on Michael Bay. Even the director the of Showgirls has admitted that his movie sucked.

Posted by: amayaky | Jul 29, 2005 10:56:38 AM

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