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You're going to be a daddy! Lesson # 1

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Ben Affleck
channels Kevin Federline. You think you're excited now, just wait until they get matching mullets.

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Ladies...ladies... you're doing your pregnancy all wrong. THIS is your moment. If you carry a baby in the womb, the man responsible for it must play "fetch the hormonal angry pregnant lady whatever she damn well wants and do it with a smile" game. It's a 9 month long game, you can't lose and it's fun for the whole family...

June 21, 2005 | Permalink

Comments

atleast affleck pays for his own cigs

Posted by: ewww | Jun 21, 2005 7:23:42 AM

oh, I just pray for the day when I can ruin the life and career of a promising entertainer.

note to self: take up smoking.

Posted by: MacStansbury | Jun 21, 2005 3:26:13 PM

amen to that! they could at least open the door for the poor girls. shame on those naughty dads to be!

Posted by: Aimee Roo | Jun 22, 2005 1:29:02 AM

The baby that Britney plans to have is going to come out fucked up. Maybe more fucked up then her.

Posted by: Andrew | Jun 22, 2005 10:40:38 AM

What a horrible thing to do to a wife

Posted by: Joe | Jun 22, 2005 10:42:26 AM

Ben Affleck just looks horrendous - no job with a baby to support, and sympathy pregnancy has gotten to him!

Posted by: Jennifer Lopez | Jun 23, 2005 1:07:45 AM

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