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You're going to be a daddy! Lesson # 1
Ben Affleck channels Kevin Federline. You think you're excited now, just wait until they get matching mullets.
Ladies...ladies... you're doing your pregnancy all wrong. THIS is your moment. If you carry a baby in the womb, the man responsible for it must play "fetch the hormonal angry pregnant lady whatever she damn well wants and do it with a smile" game. It's a 9 month long game, you can't lose and it's fun for the whole family...
June 21, 2005 | Permalink
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atleast affleck pays for his own cigs
Posted by: ewww | Jun 21, 2005 7:23:42 AM
oh, I just pray for the day when I can ruin the life and career of a promising entertainer.
note to self: take up smoking.
Posted by: MacStansbury | Jun 21, 2005 3:26:13 PM
amen to that! they could at least open the door for the poor girls. shame on those naughty dads to be!
Posted by: Aimee Roo | Jun 22, 2005 1:29:02 AM
The baby that Britney plans to have is going to come out fucked up. Maybe more fucked up then her.
Posted by: Andrew | Jun 22, 2005 10:40:38 AM
What a horrible thing to do to a wife
Posted by: Joe | Jun 22, 2005 10:42:26 AM
Ben Affleck just looks horrendous - no job with a baby to support, and sympathy pregnancy has gotten to him!
Posted by: Jennifer Lopez | Jun 23, 2005 1:07:45 AM
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