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Paris Hilton Pregnant?

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It could just be an after-a-McDonald's-happy-meal-belly. Then again, she does have a reputation for taking off her clothes in public, so I think it's safe to assume that she's had sexual intercourse with Paris Latsis by now.


Of course, this probably nothing more than another example of people crying "fattie" or "pregnant with twins" the second a celebrity stops sucking in her gut. But if it isn't, I can't wait to see Paris doling out DNA tests on Maury in order to figure out who the baby's daddy is.

June 9, 2005 | Permalink


I wouldn't doubt if she was pregnant and they are getting married to avoid...scandal (having a baby out of wedlock might be frowned upon by the general public). hahah Scandal is practically Paris' middle name. I hate to admit it but I do love her antics. Her life is simply ridculous and interesting

Posted by: Ohhh Paris | Jun 9, 2005 2:35:49 PM

I couldnt help noticing that when they zoomed in on her stomach her hand magically turned black. I dont think thats her stomach.

Posted by: 24 Fan | Jun 9, 2005 4:29:30 PM

wow, you are perseptive!

Posted by: what can I say | Jun 9, 2005 4:30:51 PM

Who really cares I'm sure the kid would be just as screwed up as Brittany's will be

Posted by: jen | Jun 9, 2005 5:11:58 PM

What does it matter? If she is.... then she is! I seriously doubt that she is. Maybe she does take her clothes off. Why not? She has the body, why not show it right? Atleast that is what i think! If she is pregnant, then Congratulations Paris!! (Probably not)

Posted by: what does it matter? | Jun 9, 2005 5:26:24 PM

whoa, she all of the sudden has a black hand.
oh well, she's a crazy skank! and we all love her (hate her) for it

Posted by: Annie | Jun 9, 2005 7:12:51 PM

Shit happens, oopsie.

Posted by: Plug Bait | Jun 10, 2005 12:16:55 AM

Nice catch on the black hand.

Posted by: ohh paris | Jun 10, 2005 11:15:50 AM

On another note I heard that Lindsay Lohan got an abortion...haha. Oh these rumors are ridiculous

Posted by: Jackie | Jun 10, 2005 11:19:37 AM

umm did you ever think it could be a shadow that would make her hand look black? It doesn't look like there is alot of sun or lights there anyway.

Posted by: bite me | Jun 10, 2005 12:29:22 PM

is it just me or is that hand ridiculously scary looking/deformed?

also, in the full-length her jacket doesn't appear to come down as far as it does in the side shot-- definitely photoshopped.

either way, my belly's oddly similar and in no way pregnant so either 1. people have been assuming i'm pregnant for years or 2. paris hilton might just redeem me and my slight paunch of a tummy by making such guts fashionable.

naturally, i hope for the latter.

Posted by: rah rah radio | Jun 10, 2005 11:01:58 PM

AND (more proof of photoshoppery) her hair would be long enough to be seen in the side shot were that really her.

BWE has gotten far too much like a tabloid recently.

Posted by: rah rah radio | Jun 10, 2005 11:04:30 PM

She was shoplifting a small turkey!

Posted by: NUNYA | Jun 11, 2005 2:43:43 AM

god leave her hand alone its probably a shadow lol her hands may be big but there not deformed i mean seriously you love bagging her dont youlol well i love bagging mk olsen it is soo fun

Posted by: ashlee | Jun 12, 2005 1:19:38 AM

she is so sexy !!!

Posted by: jassman | Jun 12, 2005 3:25:00 PM

her hand is fine...you guys are retarded to be investigating a hand that didnt get sunlight in the picture. and stop beng so perplexed about it all...shit happens, thats life.

Posted by: M | Jul 12, 2005 1:00:21 AM

omg! yall need to quit freaking out. can you say tan? im pretty sure her hand isnt black! and shes not pregnant but even if she was its none of your business. go get a life you little 12 year olds!

Posted by: jordan | Aug 31, 2005 3:12:52 PM

Oh Man! "Good body?" i've seen bigger twigs than that (and no, FTR I'm a lean size 6, so ppppppbbbthbthbth on ya.)

And oooO! Scary shadows mad eher hand look ugly! Oh no! Like her penchant for homemade porn and making fun of folks who actually work to earn their money hasn't made her ugly?

Who cares if she's knocked up? Maybe she'll actually put her kid in a car seat, unless Britney Spears gives her parenting lessons.

Posted by: Mamatat | Feb 11, 2006 2:15:00 PM


Posted by: Chris | Feb 22, 2006 12:19:36 AM

The Paris pregnancy is a celebrity stunt. Paris will "deliver" her baby on TV in one month at West Hills hospital. She is wearing a water bag now.

Posted by: Jatta Pake | Mar 4, 2006 2:09:55 AM

Yall are all fucked up aren't? Who really cares if shes pregnant? And if she is, have you thought she might actually be happy about this exciting milestone in her life? I mean come on... yea her life has been easy... and she doesn't have to work. "the all american dream". Would you want someone bashing you if you were rich or your parents were? Her parents or grandparents were money-wise. Made investments that would earn money. Be happy for her.. not jealous. Get a life and find what makes you happy in life and not criticize others to make you happy.

Posted by: kk | Mar 10, 2006 10:01:45 PM

what can I saythe bitch deserves it
for being a fuckin slut!!!

Posted by: hannah | Mar 10, 2006 10:11:10 PM

It is not fair that people are so mean to rich people it is not nice i mean if u were rich would u work and do stuff for ur self have some common sence it is just fucked up that u can make fun of people that u r jealous of. any ways it is not ur business if paris was pregnant.

Posted by: chris | Mar 13, 2006 9:22:35 PM

i think shes pregnant

look at her stomach !!!!!

no sincerely if shes pregnant mary-kate olsen would be very furious because the father would be stavros niarchos

Posted by: andrea | Mar 19, 2006 6:55:02 PM

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