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Morning Quick Hits: Snack Edition - Coke, Apples, Doritos And Circus Midgets

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Jack Nicholson, not a dull boy, rewrites his threesome scene in the upcoming Scorsese film The Departed. "Jack didn't feel there was enough Jack in his character" and apparently "Jack" involves snorting cocaine off a partner's buttocks and dildos!

Tom Cruise's squirt-happy pranksters are out on bail and promised to sacrifice their water guns over to Xenu as a peace offering, immediately.

Chris Martin is honoring his baby Apple, by getting a tattoo of her name. Strange, usually when I honor apples I just go ahead and take a big bite out of the middle...

Saddam Hussein is addicted to Doritos and thinks fondly of Ronald Reagan.

...I got nothing for that last one. So I will just carry on with the links.

Cardinal Sin dies, Satan surrenders.

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Family Guy movie will be released straight to DVD September 27th. Oh that is freakin' smurf. That is freakin' smurf... 

PETA tries to stop Shrine Circus.  Next on list:  Santa Claus and his reindeer.

DNA on McDonald's Burgers link 3 men to a robbery. Sample said to be found in the special sauce...

Harry says Sally can't fake 'em anymore. Here comes the science.

Cannabis-based painkiller now available in Canada.  Side effects include munchies, urge to listen to Jimi Hendrix.

Japanese inventors unveil ultra-lifelike robot. In other news, Rick Deckard was arrested at a sushi stand, reportedly brought in for one last job. 

 

June 21, 2005 | Permalink

Comments

The moral of this story is that PETA can abuse animals. Just not the circus. Please read the below article in case you missed it.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=857503&CMP=OTC-RSSFeeds0312

Posted by: Josh Greenwald | Jun 21, 2005 11:12:47 AM

Has someone been reading a little too much Fark?

Posted by: Dean | Jun 21, 2005 1:46:39 PM

No. I just really like steak.

Posted by: Josh Greenwald | Jun 21, 2005 3:14:12 PM

Show us a clip of the new Family Guy movie on best week ever

Posted by: Andrew | Jun 22, 2005 10:44:44 AM

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