Home Depot Wedding Registry for Paris²

Okay, so maybe the Macy's Paris & Paris wedding registry was a sham, but this one HAS to be true.. Check out their Home Depot wedding registry.

What a lucky girl. If she gets the Home Waterpark Rainbow Waterslide before me, our friendship is SO over. 

And I am still trying to figure out what our sweet little Paris would do with 16 ounces of  Gunk Industrial Chain Lube.