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CHRIS KLEIN'S REBUTTAL
Chris Klein: (pacing) Tom Cruise is weird? I'm weird! I am. I love women. I do. I love Katie. Still! I love a lot of stuff. Gazpacho. I'm pregnant with my lust for gazpacho.
Agent: Back-up.
Chris
Klein: I do wild stuff. Crazy. Like Charles Manson. Loco. Look at this
foot work. Should I stagger like this? I'm waffle batter. Pour me into
the crazy machine.
Agent: Come on, man. Wow! I'm either going to say "wrong" or "nope" the whole time. When I do, you will re-direct.
Chris
Klein: Uh. Ugh. I seduce squirrels!!! I do. Out in the woods. I put
little bandannas on tiny wooden tables, pour 'em a little vino, throw
'em a couple of nuts and then, you know!! it gets intense! Swear on a
million bibles. Even get their cab fare home.
Agent: Wrong. But keep going.
Everybody just loves Katie Holmes...and squirrels...
June 8, 2005 | Permalink
Comments
first!!
Posted by: barbara from miami! | Jun 8, 2005 6:51:57 PM
He's so ugly. Im glad Katie moved on to Tom. His career sucks too.
Posted by: Cherry | Jun 8, 2005 8:51:32 PM
Katie must have a nerdy guy fetish!
Posted by: nunya | Jun 11, 2005 2:48:46 AM
This is awesome. Way to go Chris Klien. And I hated American Pie.
Posted by: PMO | Jul 20, 2005 5:21:40 PM
I think he's sooooo hot!
He is and she's an ugly loser for moving onto grandpa Tom...eughghgh!
Posted by: Kerri | Aug 8, 2005 4:22:49 AM
Chris Klein made a movie short in 1997 called Manimals. He plays a half boy half animal in it. There is a free video at Google Video
Posted by: Dan | Jan 19, 2006 12:55:23 PM
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