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The Feder-Seed Strikes Again!
From: www.britneyspears.com
Dear Fans,
The time has finally come to share our wonderful news that we are expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the hospital this weekend, Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers.
Love,
Britney & Kevin
Congratulations you two. We here at BWE wish you the best... and that you name him or her something absolutely ridiculous. Make us proud. We love you.
April 12, 2005 | Permalink
Comments
FIRST POST!!
SO on that note, does anyone else think it's strange that she called reporters liars for telling the truth?
Posted by: Mandi | Apr 12, 2005 6:14:08 PM
who ho first to post I knew she was prego well congrats I know what is like to be a young hot mamma hope her hubby osen't leave her thoug like mine did the swine.
Posted by: hot momma | Apr 12, 2005 6:17:31 PM
Cha-Ching!!!
Strike one for the lazy no-goods in all of us! This guy Federline will get a decent payoff in a couple of years, when they get tired of each other.
If he plays his cards right, his dancing days are long gone.
Posted by: badassmofo | Apr 12, 2005 6:28:38 PM
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Posted by: THE REAL MANDI | Apr 12, 2005 6:29:45 PM
Of course, the real funny thing about someone else trying to post in my name is that I'm not even the real Hellrazor in the first place....
Posted by: Hellrazor | Apr 12, 2005 6:31:38 PM
I always knew it! The real Hellrazor said something about you posting in his name...
Why don't you post as yourself?
Of course, I'm not the real Tex, either...
Posted by: TEX | Apr 12, 2005 6:34:48 PM
Let's hope she won't shed the weight and disappears from everyone's memories!
Posted by: nunya | Apr 12, 2005 7:52:21 PM
Of course I'm not the real nunya...
Posted by: nunya | Apr 12, 2005 8:17:53 PM
I'm not real, either.
Posted by: THE REAL MANDI | Apr 12, 2005 8:19:09 PM
Hey, what's with those Olsen twins? What a couple of flame-broiled posers...
"Hey, Mary Kate!"
"What, Ashley."
"Let's act all lesbiany and pretend were models and act like were always strung out on something... drugs, you know."
"Mmmm, ok! But one of us will have to get into trouble or something, so the stupid media will have something to write about."
"Well, I'm not actually gonna do icky drugs. How about an eating disorder?"
"OK!!!"
God... are we supposed to actually have forgotten that these two skanky bitches are the frigging *Olsen Twins*?!!!
Posted by: curious | Apr 12, 2005 8:28:22 PM
BTW, I am the real curious!
Posted by: curious | Apr 12, 2005 8:28:49 PM
Ok I feel really sorry for that kid because it is doomed to be retarted
Posted by: samantha | Apr 13, 2005 1:15:48 AM
did not post that crap above.
moron!
anyway.
I think she needs to have triplets,then she will be carrying a rearend full of weight and be done for. He will then move on to the next trailer trash wanna be.
Look out Anna he is on the way......
Posted by: curious | Apr 13, 2005 8:09:08 AM
I have never felt such sympathy for a fetus as I do right now.
Posted by: Huh? | Apr 13, 2005 9:31:28 AM
Behold, a pale horse.
Posted by: DivineMsCupie | Apr 13, 2005 10:49:01 AM
Ten bucks that "Baby Federline" will be black!
Posted by: Carla | Apr 13, 2005 11:26:22 AM
What I waiting for is Fat Britney.
Its gonna be a bitch to get that baby fat off. She already has sort of a pudgy face. and for the body that she has, on a good day, she has to work her ass off for it. Like a thousand sit ups an hour or something like that.
Posted by: dudevalrock | Apr 13, 2005 11:55:55 AM
curious, don't sweat it -- I didn't write the post where *I claimed* to not be the real me, either... so...
I figure it kind of goes with the territory of participating in a VH1 blog, for what its worth.
And, I am the REAL Hellrazor.
Posted by: Hellrazor | Apr 13, 2005 12:24:11 PM
Hellrazor, you're right. God, it just pisses me off because the fake 'curious' is so much more interesting than I am. Sometimes I think I should probably shut the hell up and let the fake guy let loose, 'cus even tho I hate to admit it, I could never be as creative of funny. Damn!
Posted by: curious | Apr 13, 2005 12:34:41 PM
dudevalrock, I hear you.
What I waiting for is Fat Britney too.
I waiting for that as well.
Yes, I waiting for that.
:)
Posted by: Captain Obvious | Apr 13, 2005 12:38:44 PM
Brit will be one of those barefoot pregnant woman who wanders around her (multi-million dollar) trailer with a cigarette in one hand screaming, "KEVIN, DID YOU REMEMBER TO SPRAY FOR ROACHES!? LITTLE BABY KLETUS AND I DON'T WANT ROACHES IN OUR BEEFARONI!"
Posted by: Megan | Apr 13, 2005 12:40:41 PM
I don't think she has a pudgy face so much as she has an alien face, what with her eyes pushed out to the side of her face and all.
But it will be interesting to watch the side show -- it used to be that one had to go to a trailer park for such antics; now...
white girl from louisiana marries unemployed guy with two kids (from, I believe, a black woman), one of the kids is only 8 months old, etc, etc...
Posted by: Catwoman | Apr 13, 2005 12:48:39 PM
Fake curious, here. Sorry, I won't post anymore. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I am a moron. Totally. Sorry. I am the fake curious. I apologize. Sorry. Good-bye.
Posted by: curious | Apr 13, 2005 12:50:26 PM
I don't think she has a pudgy face so much as she has an alien face, what with her eyes pushed out to the side of her face and all.
But it will be interesting to watch the side show -- it used to be that one had to go to a trailer park for such antics; now...
white girl from louisiana marries unemployed guy with two kids (from, I believe, a black woman), one of the kids is only 8 months old, etc, etc...
Posted by: Catwoman | Apr 13, 2005 12:52:48 PM
(didn't mean to post twice, sorry)
Posted by: Catwoman | Apr 13, 2005 1:15:11 PM
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