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Limp Bizkit lead singer Fred Durst is developing a television program that will mix reality TV with a talk show, according to Variety. Durst and a team of producers are working on the program, which is tentatively titled My Life With Fred Durst. The weekly, one-hour show will combine celebrity interviews with reality-style glimpses into Durst's career and personal life.

Horrible. This show directly conflicts with My Life WIthout Fred Durst, which is something I've been trying so hard to accomplish.

Well, maybe it will feature old video footage of a young Fred freestlyin'. I hope so, because that would be another reason for me NOT to tune in. 

I guess it could be worse. They could... actually, wait. An hour of Fred Durst a week? No, nevermind, it couldn't be worse. I may never watch TV again. Thanks Fred, for ruining yet another source of entertainment. Please, please, please stay away from making movies. They're all I have left.

April 19, 2005 | Permalink

Comments

First - fred durst is still in the news??? What the hell?

Posted by: Dave | Apr 19, 2005 1:03:52 PM

Worst topic ever.

Hopefully this'll be one of those short topics... let's get back to the pretty blondes (non-skank, please) ASAP.

Bob, feel free to bitch and moan about my complaint, you fag.

Posted by: Captain Obvious | Apr 19, 2005 1:07:48 PM

Mr. Burns called me a retarded pussy.

I AM NOT RETARDED!!!

Posted by: Bob | Apr 19, 2005 1:11:50 PM

No way is this the worst topic ever -- they pretty much all suck.

BTW, I am not the real Hellrazor.

Posted by: Hellrazor | Apr 19, 2005 1:13:29 PM

Where is it that curious wants to be licked?

Posted by: Adam West | Apr 19, 2005 1:15:22 PM

Fred Durst as a talk show host? I can hear the crickets chirping already. I'd rather watch repeats of Magic Johnson's show if I want unintelligent conversation and ass-kissing.

Posted by: Spade | Apr 19, 2005 1:47:32 PM

I LOVED Magic Johnson's show!!! Just hearing him pronounce it as "bassetball" was priceless!!! (God, I wish I had tivo back then...)

Posted by: Captain Obvious | Apr 19, 2005 3:09:11 PM

What channel is this going to be on? Could they not find a real fifteen year old boy to host this show so they got Durst instead? You'd think the guy who recorded "nookie" and "break stuff" and who has an infamously tiny knob and equally embarassing oh-face would have a little more trouble finding work.

Posted by: Presto | Apr 19, 2005 3:37:16 PM

I don't thinkit would be that bad I like fred durst sures hes controversial but who isn't you haters need to get off your pots, let him have fun you only live once. and don't tell me you wouldn't do the same if you were in his shoes. besides its not the size of the package its how you use it :)

Posted by: hot mamma | Apr 19, 2005 5:30:04 PM

HERE HERE HOT MAMA, YOU ARE CORRECT.

Use it wisely.

*wink*

Posted by: curious | Apr 20, 2005 7:38:56 AM

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