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White-Collar White Dudes Rap Better Than K-Fed
According to Kevin Federline, he has "no choice" (3rd item) but to pollute the world with his godawful hip-hoPoZaoing "rap music", saying it's not like he can "do construction, just start building houses in Malibu". Yes, the cruel hand of fate (and his wife's celebrity) has FORCED a microphone towards his face and all poor Kev can do is speak the truth about what it was like for him growing up on the mean streets of suburban Fresno.
But that doesn't mean we have to take it silently. In fact, a duo of - get this - white investment bankers/"haters" have already recorded a diss track called "Wake Up, K-Fed" (right click, save as) that's making its way around the Internet. While it ain't Wu Tang, this joke track sounds like the second coming of Tupac compared to Federline's own "America's Most Hated". Pretty bad when you can't even win a rap battle with a couple of bankers.
Kevs, you might want to think about picking up a hammer and nails after all - you're gonna need to stay somewhere when wifey's gravy train comes screeching to a halt.
April 14, 2006 in Celebrity | Permalink
Comments
NOOOO!!! Not the Perez Hilton advertisement that's also a wack rap song! NOOOOO!!!!
Posted by: Penny Woods | Apr 14, 2006 9:16:23 PM
Look the guy aint the 2nd cummin when it cums to muzack, how many people are? But why all the hate'n towards the guy? What's he ever done or said to get the media on his ass? He married Britney. All the jealous ass bitches take out their frustration about a regular guy who aint got no "college skills cred" (read: nerdy) bonen the chick they have fantasized about since she was in a catholic school getup.
Ya gotta laugh whenever people like him are incessantly attacked by media nerds and internet jerkoffs, they are sooo transparently jealous of the guy it's funny. Ya know, I never realized just how many douchebag opinionated assholes there are in the world (who can type) until I first started connecting to the internet. I used to think that assholes were in the minority in America, ya know, people like Bill O'Reilly or blond headed shrills at CNN and FOX SNOOZE or dickheads like politicians, but assholes are the majority of the people it seems, at least amongst people who write for or comment on websites, forums, blogs, etc. Amongst media writers it seems you have to pass an asshole test to even be taken seriously or get hired in the first place (except for whitebread tv shows like ET, The Insider etc)
Admit it, the only reason you guys rag on most celebrities is because yer jealous of them. You believe you are smarter and cooler then they are but by fate or karma or whatever they get to be treated like god's and goddess's. They may be dumb, or noy very talented, but that's no crime. The hate towards them is jealously, admite it and you'll feel better. Not get back to whining about how stupid Jeesica is, or how dirty and low class Britney is, or how Tara is a useless drunk whore. It'll make you seem less like losers compared to them, at least in your own minds.
Posted by: Xenu | Apr 15, 2006 7:36:39 PM
Great story. Def throw this in the next episode! Of course you're allowed to tool on him, why would you fools defend such a louse!?
Posted by: BeagleLvr | Apr 16, 2006 9:51:02 PM
Yo, put this on best week ever, it's blowing up, all over the internet. i heard they got a reality tv show offer!!!
Posted by: nore | Apr 21, 2006 10:00:59 PM
