While You Were Verbally Assualting Your Co-Workers or Being Creative

• Lindsay Lohan gets an intervention from SNL cast. Not a show give advice on sobering up.
• Jessica Simpson is wearing her ring again. Marriage may be a sham, but the diamond's not.
• Bill Maher is a great lover according to video vixen. Fine but please don't make me picture it.
• K-fed is performing tracks off his new album in Vegas. Lets hope it stays in Vegas.
• Snoop Dogg is publishing his first fictional novel about a young man from Southern California  struggling to make it in  hip-hop. But first he'll have to learn what the word fiction means.
• Mick Jagger may star in a new sitcom on ABC. This could finally be his big break!