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• Kenny Rogers says he's not happy about the plastic surgery he had on his eyes. No complaints about his head transplant, though.
• Brad Pitt's is sporting Maddox's mo-hawk. The got your nose trick is funny, but Maddox really wants is hair back.
• Jada Pinkett Smith says husband Will saved her from a life of drugs and promiscuous sex. Basically, having any fun.
• There are lots of opportunities for former Dancing With the Stars participants. All of them, however, are based in Las Vegas.
• Wilmer Valder(yo)mamma gets Erik Estrada's blessing to make the movie version of Chips. A sigh of relief resounds across the western hemisphere.