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While You Were Wishing You Didn't Miss Last Night's CMT Awards
- Katie Holmes is being banned from talking to her baby for week after it's born. And also if she'd also never look at it or hold it again that'd be great.
- Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard are engaged. Nation prepares for a hyphenated name with more double aa's than a battery pack.
- Matt Lauer has landed $13 million a year and job on the Today show till 2011. Hey Katie, will you leave my job too?
- Bon Jovi tells Asia to "Have a Nice Day". Asia says thank you. All in all a very polite rock tour.
- Lisa Rinna rides Jeff Foxworthy like a stallion at the CMT awards. Johnny Cash rolls over in his grave.
- Michael Douglas tries to talk his way out of Angelina insult, but it's too late, the lions have been released.
- Bernadette Peters to guest on Will and Grace after Barbara Streisand turns the show down. Story of Bernadette's life.
April 11, 2006 in While You Were... | Permalink
Comments
Enough of Paris Hilton already! She is nothing but glorified, white-trailer trash. She defines the word skank, and she looks like she would smell too!
Posted by: SHENG | Apr 11, 2006 2:50:24 PM
Sweet. Tom is going to be the first influence on the baby. How special! He can brainwash him and hug him and love him.
Posted by: Suburbia | Apr 11, 2006 3:01:12 PM
