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While You Were Oversleeping
- Brad Pitt may buy a vineyard in Italy. Apartment in Paris, mansion in California and gorgeous movie star girlfriend just aren't satisfying enough.
- P.diddy sues Proactiv skincare line for failure to remove his "bumps." Well, Diddy, if you squeeze them, they'll never heal.
- Tom Cruise promotes Mission Impossible 3 in Germany while Katie stays at home feeling very pregnant. Let's just hope her breathing doesn't disturb the baby.
- Naomi Campbell denies assault charges. Housekeeper's head got in the way of her Blackberry's flight path.
- Bono feels exploited by Italian Prime Minister. He visited Italy and not one single humanitarian award, not a one!
- Sienna Miller may be targeted by Islamic extremists. Or she may be a paranoid schizophrenic, but just smile and nod.
April 3, 2006 in While You Were... | Permalink
Comments
y'all know that diddy story was an april fools' joke, right?
Posted by: Sonja | Apr 3, 2006 12:09:30 PM
LINK TO BRAD PITT'S VINYARD IN ITALY GOES TO P DIDDY ARTICLE
Posted by: erin | Apr 3, 2006 3:08:06 PM
The first bottle of wine from the Pitt Vinyard will be a nice Pinot de Pussy Whip, followed by a full bodied Ball and Chain Burgundy and a nice, but not too impetious, Merlot of Emasculation.
Posted by: Kat | Apr 4, 2006 11:32:22 AM
