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Snakes: They're Still On A Plane
For a minute there I was beginning to think that people had already forgotten about the upcoming Greatest Movie Ever Made- Snakes On A Plane. Well, I was wrong. Thank God I was wrong.
Check out McSweeney's Possible "Surprise" Endings To The New Samuel L. Jackson Film Snakes On A Plane.
I think they pretty much nailed them all. I kind of hope that their Third Scenario proves to be true. Nothing in the world would make me happier... Well, except for the promise of Snakes On A Plane 2: More Snakes On A Plane. We can only hope.
April 12, 2006 | Permalink
Comments
Even though I'm mystified as to why something this stupid has so many people eagerly anticipating it, I thought the third scenario was actually funny.
The fourth, however, reminded me of that God-awful Anaconda - the worst movie I actually paid to see THREE times - a mistake I will not ever make again.
Posted by: Sailor Alpha Centauri | Apr 12, 2006 12:56:14 PM
You actually paid to see Anaconda THREE TIMES!!! What is wrong with YOU!!!
I almost PAID ATTENTION to the trailer when that movie came out, but I was able to shoot from the hip with the remote, whew!
Posted by: JohNZuN | Apr 13, 2006 10:45:43 AM
Hey, I was in college, and it's not like I went BY MYSELF! I hung out with a bunch of idiots (but at least it was always matinee prices).
It's as the saying goes: Real friends don't make friends see mentally-challenged films.
Posted by: Sailor Alpha Centauri | Apr 13, 2006 11:36:29 AM
