Punk'ds that never were, Punk'ds that will be

I love Punk'd and not just because the show's success allows Viacom to write me a check each week, but also because I get to see how truly despicable my favorite celebrities really are when they think no one's watching.  Unfortunately, some celebrities like Ryan Phillipe,  Edward Norton, and A-Rod are so despicable, they won't let the show air their segments. (Check out this list of punk'ds that will never air here. )

Meanwhile, in a perfect world, where celebrities don't have to sign release forms, these are the Punk'd scenarios I'd like to see:

• Sarah Jessica Parker gets her poofy skirt caught in a shredding machine.
• Tom Cruise is caught looking in the mirror when he thinks he's alone
• Katie Couric goes to a party where some one younger and prettier than her is wearing the same outfit
• Anything that will cause Zach Braff to assault a little kid again

Now it's your turn. Tell us what punks you'd like to see. Maybe some one with power at MTV is reading this, but we doubt it.