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Carmen Electra: One Step Closer To Divorce
Howard Stern pushed Carmen Electra one step closer to leaving Dave Navarro this morning when he convinced the sexy actress to buck up and take a ride on the world-famous Sybian machine-- a sex toy-esque machine that he can only usually get pornstars and strippers to hop on-- this morning.
I mean, who needs the dude from Janes Addiction when you can just buy a machine that satiates you "whenever you want pleasure for as long as you desire"? You can't compete with that. Carmen even said it was the best thing she's ever felt in her life. Sorry Dave.
Anyway, according to MarksFriggin.com, fans were calling in congratulating Howard for getting an A-list celebrity to ride the thing. You can see some pretty hot pictures over at Howard Stern.com. Naturally.
April 7, 2006 in Celebrity | Permalink
Comments
"a-list celebrity", carmen, really? I must update my alphabet then.
Posted by: Cindy | Apr 7, 2006 1:02:06 PM
Um, Carmen Electra is far from A-list. Maybe compared to the trash that is usually on that show.
Posted by: Allison | Apr 7, 2006 1:06:24 PM
Exactly. Carmen Electra is no A-Lister, but next to the strippers from Scores he regularly has on the show, she must look like royalty. If he could get Nicole Kidman on that contraption, that would be a feat.
Posted by: Lavagirl | Apr 7, 2006 3:24:46 PM
I hope they sterilize that thing between bimbos. Or at least provide penicillin shots afterwards.
Hard to believe Howard gets paid so much to make women out to be cheap, disgusting, trash. Harder still that he manages to bag a trophy bimbo young enough to be his offspring to sleep with every night. I guess a man with money overrides a woman's self-respect.
Posted by: Nasty | Apr 7, 2006 3:33:48 PM
Laura Bushnell, author of Life Magic, and the woman who performed the wedding for Carmen Electra's wedding, ....Bushnell is in the MTV fiasco wedding series,,,is telling people, and has been for a year, that the marraige between Carmen and Dave is a complete farce, in her words.."a typical Hollywood wedding for publicity." Bushnell says that Carmen and Dave have never even slept together, ever! that Dave is not just a herion addict, but very very GAY. Bushnell says his assistant is his real lover. Bushnell says that if Carmen does get pregnant it is NOT Dave's...that it would be impossible. Remember Laura is the one who had Carmen and Dave drink her secret love potion #9, at their wedding, that would bind them for all eternity!! Bushnell must be more powerful than God himself. Bushenll is a Wiccan Witch, and the one who claims to have the breast milk of the Virgin Mary.
Carmen Electra should realize that Bushnell is gossiping about her, and NOT a real friend.
Bushnell and Carmen must have had a falling out, Bushnell always lies about and tells the secrets of people she burns.
Bushnell claims she is a psychic, but how scary to have your own psychic tell your secrets to other clients!!
Posted by: Laura | Apr 14, 2006 10:27:11 AM
Laura Bushnell, author of Life Magic, and the woman who performed the wedding for Carmen Electra's wedding, ....Bushnell is in the MTV fiasco wedding series,,,is telling people, and has been for a year, that the marraige between Carmen and Dave is a complete farce, in her words.."a typical Hollywood wedding for publicity." Bushnell says that Carmen and Dave have never even slept together, ever! that Dave is not just a herion addict, but very very GAY. Bushnell says his assistant is his real lover. Bushnell says that if Carmen does get pregnant it is NOT Dave's...that it would be impossible. Remember Laura is the one who had Carmen and Dave drink her secret love potion #9, at their wedding, that would bind them for all eternity!! Bushnell must be more powerful than God himself. Bushenll is a Wiccan Witch, and the one who claims to have the breast milk of the Virgin Mary.
Carmen Electra should realize that Bushnell is gossiping about her, and NOT a real friend.
Bushnell and Carmen must have had a falling out, Bushnell always lies about and tells the secrets of people she burns.
Bushnell claims she is a psychic, but how scary to have your own psychic tell your secrets to other clients!!
Posted by: Laura | Apr 14, 2006 10:27:31 AM
