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While You Were Thinking It's Still February
Two security guards were shot at a Kanye West show in England, by a fan trying to get in without a ticket. Just what Kanye's ego needs - the knowledge that people would commit murder to see him perform. - Sex symbol Jessica Alba is reportedly threatening to sue Hugh Hefner for giving readers the idea that she appears nude in the issue of Playboy on whose cover she
posed forwas featured (Ed. note: Thank you to the veritable Deep Throat of the comments sections for this important clarification). Imagine that, people thinking you might be naked when you're on the the cover of Playboy! - Lindsay Lohan claims that she "has no celebrity friends". Probably because they're all her lovers.
- The success of Brokeback Mountain has apparently "made gay okay" in Hollywood, which for so long been has been known only for its raging heterosexuality.
- Sorry guys, but PoweR Girl and totally desirable babe Lizzie Grubman is off the market. Guess you'll have to look elsewhere for the vapid, soulless succubus of your dreams!
- If you have as much trouble keeping up as I do, click here for a handy
trainwrecktimeline of Pete Doherty's wasted life.
March 1, 2006 | Permalink
Comments
Geez... had you READ that SmokingGun link, before posting this, you would have surely seen that Playboy got the picture, that was featured on the cover, under false pretenses from Columbia Pictures. It was a publicity shot from a movie. She did not "pose for the cover". Good detective skills!
Posted by: TheFunkyMonkey | Mar 1, 2006 11:40:52 AM
In case you hadn't noticed, this isn't exactly a "hard hitting news" blog. We're just having fun. If you hate that so much, and think ANY of the information you read here actually matters, go get the "real news" over at Access Hollywood or US Weekly and chill out.
Posted by: AlexBlagg | Mar 1, 2006 12:04:13 PM
Sorry to bruise your pride, Blagg - I thought guys like you only took offense to short jokes. I was unaware that you have so little respect for what you do that you feel comfortable printing blatant lies.
Good to know!
P.S. When you print things that are untrue, how exactly ARE you seperating yourself from the Access Hollywoods and US Weekly "reporters"??
Posted by: TheFunkyMonkey | Mar 1, 2006 12:42:02 PM
