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The Most Sexually Frustrated Island in the World

Lost_517 A humble suggestion for the writers of LOST:

Last night when I was watching the show, something occurred to me: nobody on the island seems even remotely concerned about sex.  Sure, there was the Sayeed/Shannon thing and all sorts of painfully unfulfilled sexual tension between Kate and Jack and Sawyer, but I find it strange that sex is never even so much as implied or alluded to on the show.  These people have been stuck on that island for months now with nothing to do, and I'm sure that some of them have to be pretty hard up some for some lovin'.  I haven't seen such a sexless collection of "mystery solvers" since Scooby-Doo.  Hell, even the "others" have to kidnap children, which leads me to believe they're either without women or saving themselves for marriage.

Since they insist on stretching their plot points out for million years, what the show really needs is a total horndog character to provide a comedic/romantic subplot about their unending quest to bone everybody on the island, leaving all that "mystery solving" to Locke and company.  Hurley's eating problems are boring - why not make him a raging sex fiend?  Or maybe Samantha from Sex and the City can crash a hang-glider and get stranded or something.  Quit it with all this "secret maps and mystery" gobbleygook and get to the real action!

At least Sun is getting laid.

March 30, 2006 in TV | Permalink

Comments

Lost is one of the rare shows that doesn't have the tired "horndog" character. Leave the show the way it is!

Posted by: Allison | Mar 30, 2006 5:14:40 PM

Yeah, lets see some hot hot Rose-on-Bernard action!

Posted by: anonymous | Mar 30, 2006 5:56:58 PM

Don't you think if you were stranded on a deserted island without modern medical facilities, you wouldn't want to run the risk of getting pregnant? Also, despite the hatch, I don't see a lot of shaving or showering going on.

Posted by: Kate | Mar 30, 2006 11:13:33 PM

Um, technically, the survivors has only been on the island for 50-60 days.

Posted by: M.P. | Mar 31, 2006 12:10:26 AM

Sawyer tried pretty hard to get Kate during the first season... so I think he's the closest the show comes to having a "horndog" character.

Posted by: Caitlin | Apr 3, 2006 6:59:35 PM

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