SIZZLER: Angie's Wild Ride

God, I miss the pre-Brad-and-pre-adopting-half-of-Africa Angelina Jolie. Check this out:

I want to start out by saying I'm Bi-sexual but this happened in a straight bar. I was in the ladies room of an L.A.bar when two girls came in and were fooling around in the next stall. Then there was shouting and one of them left. The other girl was crying at the sink when I came out. She was VERY intoxicated. She was also one of the most beautiful, exotic women I had ever seen before or since.

The story gets very Penthouse Forum from there. Not that I've ever read Penthouse Forum... I'm just assuming. Read the rest of the not quite safe for work Angelina Jolie story here. The woman sharing the story withheld her name and her location, so there's really no way of ever finding out if this is true or not... but you know what? In my mind- it is. And that's all that matters.

Link via Gawker.