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Mary-Kate and Ashley Make It Easy For Pornographers
An online gaming site is now taking bets on when Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen will finally deliver on their unspoken promise of adulthood take off their clothes for the camera. The smart money is anywhere between New York Minute 2 and one of the sisters getting married to Tommy Lee. 
Anyway, this got me thinking about what kind of creative movie titles the pornographers would come up with in the event these two starlets actually were to end up filming a skin flick. But when I went to their IMDB profile, something dawned on me...ALMOST ALL OF THEIR MOVIES SOUND LIKE PORN TITLES! The sleazy porn producers wouldn't have to change a thing!
Here are some of my favorites (tons more after the jump):
When In Rome
Getting There
Holiday in the Sun
So Little Time
Mary-Kate and Ashley In Action!
Our Lips Are Sealed
Switching Goals
Passport to Paris
Two of a Kind
You're Invited to Mary-Kate and Ashley's Camping Party
The Adventures of Mary-Kate and Ashley: The Case of the Hotel Who Done-It
It Takes Two
You're Invited to Mary-Kate and Ashley's Sleepover Party
How the West Was Fun
The Little Rascals
To Grandmother's House We Go
If those aren't some steamy movie titles, I don't know what is.
March 8, 2006 in Celebrity | Permalink
Comments
I've been thinking the same thing for years :D They're going to want to break out of their good girl/coffee sipping/teenybopper mold and like every other good girl before them, they're going to take the clothes off. It's only a matter of time.
Posted by: NekoTsukimi | Mar 8, 2006 9:13:06 PM
Are they really going to be in porn?
If they are why are they doing this they are not sluts to do this. This hurts me i love ashley olsen.
Posted by: cristian gonzalez | Mar 9, 2006 10:55:33 AM
I dont really care what mary-Kate and Ashley do its there life people should treat them like humans.
in my opinion Mka rox so much me and my best friend Ash love mka and would do anything 2 meet them.
we have pictures, books, videos, dvds and more of them!
MKA R THE BEST EVA AND ASH N I LUV THEM 2 DEATH! luv from sal
Posted by: Sally W (mka rok) | Mar 20, 2006 1:26:28 AM
i like the moives of marykate and ashely i seen all therre movies and there good in things they do i dont care what people say about mstykate she still a good person snd who ever talk bad abot her is wrong shes trying her best aat what shes dose i like them both as fan and friend shhe has her sister by her side for ever and always and a fan like me
Posted by: melissa | Mar 24, 2006 1:28:09 PM
I think ur right and by the way dont beleave the addy k they should be treated lik people i so agree with u! Holz xxx
Posted by: Holly | Apr 14, 2006 2:52:44 PM
mk and ash are the best ppl that make fun of em are gay!!
Posted by: foxy | Apr 24, 2006 7:27:36 PM
