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While You Were Calling in Sick
- In addition to being banned from the Vanity Fair Oscar Party, Paris Hilton is banned from future Elton John Oscar Parties. Not invited to my Oscar party either unless she brings beer.
- Russell Crowe expecting baby boy. Baby boy not expecting Russell Crowe.
- Tom and Katie have a blowout fight at Tom's daughter's basketball game. Beats public wedgie for most embarrassing moment in the high school gym.
- JLo's turn in El Cantante with Marc Anthony said to be "Oscar-worthy". Time out away from the spotlight Nobel prize-worthy.
- Jennifer Aniston says don't feel bad for me. But donations are welcome.
- After winning an Oscar, Rachel Weisz has landed the most coveted job in Hollywood: celebrity spokesperson.
- Katie Holmes won't do publicity for her new movie. Already contractually obligated to do publicity for marriage.
March 13, 2006 in While You Were... | Permalink
Comments
[asshat at 212.143.66.129 posts casino spam]
Posted by: gambling | Mar 13, 2006 10:33:12 AM
Here's a poem I wrote about online casinos, as well as what I think of AHEM, :
You're a doo-doo,dipshit,ass-fart dickhead,
I hate fucking online casinos,
I hate people who advertise fucking online casinos,
You are the corn in my poo,
Die Die Die.
Fin.
Posted by: DIE DIE DIE | Mar 13, 2006 1:16:50 PM
God, PLEASE stop using Perez Hilton as a source. Everytime you link that site, I feel like you should provide a virtual body condom to readers before they link. Just viewing that walking pile of human excrement's sleezy site will give you an STD (aside from the fact that he wouldn't know the truth if it tried to bite his already missing gonads off).
Posted by: Kit | Mar 13, 2006 2:38:35 PM
