While You Were Sneaking Past Your Boss's Office With Your Coat On

• Say it isn't so! Page Six reports the best show on television may be canceled (No, not Arrested Development)
• R. Kelly has even more secrets besides peeing on a teenager.
• Forbes publishes it's annual top earners in rock list or as we like to call it The Beatles-and-the Rolling Stones-are-still-rich list.
• Jake Gyllenhaal was supposed to be the third person in the now imfamous Vanity Fair cover shoot. But it made more sense to have an arrogant sexually-ambiguous clothing designer replace him.
• Ashton Kutcher makes digital media development deal. Hey Ashton, do we have to call this money-making scheme a "scientific experiment" too?         

Meanwhile, on our site:

• Britney's not satisfied with riches, wants beads.
• Fun with Vice President Cheney
• Grey's Anatomy's writers are a tad bit defensive. And they should be.
• Danza's having a bad day.
• Cookie Monster: the voice of a new generation