Five Celebrity Sex Tapes That I'd Like to See

The recent Celebrity Sex Tape with Scott Stapp and Kid Rock reveals the fundamental flaw of the genre: The celebrities themselves are usually quite icky. That got me thinking about which stars could make a sex tape that people could watch without having to overcome their gag reflex. Here's my top five:

• Brad and Angelina: I don't think I have to explain this one.
• Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker: Of course, they'd have to be in the same city to make the tape, but I'll be it would be smoking. But would she still wear her bra?
• Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe: Something tells me they wouldn't use the missionary position.
• Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward: Sure they might be getting a little long in the tooth, but I'll bet they could show us a thing or two.
• Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman: Okay, maybe they aren't going to make People's 50 Most Beautiful People issue, but I say it's always beautiful to watch people who truly love each other making love.