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While You Were Taking Another Gander at Your Pre-Nup
First-Class Airfare to Hawaii: $1000, Luxury Resort Accomodations (per night): $800, Not Being Photographed While You're Overweight and Standing Next to Your Idiot Wannabe Rapper Husband: "Priceless". - RELATED: If you were married to a gem like K-Fed, why would you not wear your wedding ring???
- Good news! It is still absolutely legal to pull up to an 11 year-old girl, ask if she has a boyfriend, and tell her you're "fixing to do an R. Kelly".
- Morrissey was questioned by the FBI after he spoke out against George W. Bush and Tony Blair, calling them "terrorists". Authorities were apparently concerned that the Mozzer's new album might be a Weapon of Mass Emotional Destruction.
- Howard Stern is planning to start his own film festival with TV's In Demand Networks. Sources say that the festival will reflect Stern's own sensibilities, meaning that it will be pretty much like watching porn on the Internet.
- BREAKING NEWS! HOT OFF THE PRESS! According to Reuters, "Gay Cowboy" movie Brokeback Mountain appears to making some sort of significant impact on pop culture in America. NO WAY!!!
- Brad Pitt has finally ended his 2006 European Tour of Romance, Love and Family Togetherness. He was spotted today alone - yes, ALONE! - here in New York City. Could the Brangelina Fairy Tale really be over?
February 24, 2006 | Permalink
Comments
Brad? ALONE in NYC? I'm sure he had on a collar with tracking device attached. Either that, or had to leave his balls back home in a jar on the nightstand.
Posted by: Kate | Feb 24, 2006 2:32:53 PM
My son is 18 months and I'm still carrying the baby weight. It can very hard for some women to take off, regardless of how much you diet and exersise. Britney actually looks great physically for recently having a child, although she's no longer the svelt dancer the public is used to seeing. And she does kinda look like she has a little baby bulge. Maybe she is expecting again, which would explain the "what the hell have I gotten myself into" look on her face. Cut the girl some slack. She's obviously in over her head and has an absentee husband who, by all accounts, enjoys spending time with other women when he's away from her. My guess is that she's just starting to come to her senses about him. I bet they'll be splitsville by the summer.
Posted by: jen | Feb 24, 2006 2:35:12 PM
I second the comment about Brad Pitt. Oh, and the one about Brit and Kevin being done with by the summer.
Posted by: Melissa | Feb 27, 2006 8:47:51 PM
