Celebrity Secrets Revealed

TMZ has a list of some things that photographers have witnessed but are too classy to capture with their cameras. A partial list:

• Britney Spears has gone into the bathroom at a Mobil Gas Station three times -- each time she was barefoot. Are they trying to imply that a gas-station floor is dirty?
• Lindsay Lohan was caught picking her nose for several minutes straight. Who says she's not eating enough?
• Pam Anderson bakes casseroles for her kid's classmates. She's an awesome mom, picking her kids up everyday and, much to their chagrin, kissing them in public. They might just be a little bit of afraid of her lips.
• Mel Gibson plays cat and mouse games with paparazzi, hiding behind cars and startling them. Why are they always trying to crucify Mel?
• Madonna often rides her bike in the exact same clothing, minimizing the number of photos the paparazzi can sell. Yeah, that's the reason!