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What's Wrong With Mariah?

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Ohmygod, is Mariah okay? I mean, she has somebody holding a cup up and putting a straw in her mouth, surely something's wrong. Maybe she's severely injured. Maybe she's paralyzed. Maybe she's... oh wait.

The singer — famous for her outrageous demands — stunned fans by being too lazy to lift the cup herself. A brunette assistant had to perform the task at regular intervals while the singer signed copies of her album The Emancipation of Mimi.

Okay, nevermind. Everything's fine. Mariah's juuuuust fine. Nothing wrong with her at all. Carry on.

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December 9, 2005 | Permalink

Comments

Maybe she was just too tired of signing copies of her album. Lol. I hope she is really fine, I wanna listen to more of her music.

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Posted by: YC | Dec 9, 2005 12:06:33 PM

That cupholder looks reeeeally disgruntled

Posted by: Team Smackage | Dec 9, 2005 12:42:13 PM

man well what can i say i guess shes jus nice to look at know what i mean

Posted by: dee alvarez | Dec 9, 2005 2:27:26 PM

My assistant is typing this comment for me. I really can't be bothered.

Posted by: Miss Cat | Dec 9, 2005 4:08:04 PM

I dont understand it myself,I would say spoiled rotten.

Posted by: kelly | Dec 9, 2005 5:08:17 PM

Man...if the 'straw lady' looks that pissed can you imagine how the 'wiper' must feel.

Posted by: Janedoh | Dec 9, 2005 5:13:02 PM

Between the drink girl and the face Mariah is rocking, she looks like a stroke victim.

Posted by: Jenny Boom | Dec 9, 2005 11:52:15 PM

Why do I have the sneaking suspicion that miss "cup holder" might have put a little arsenic in Mariah's drink?

Posted by: Cat | Dec 12, 2005 1:58:39 PM

mariah looks like she might be a little too lazy to suck. maybe someone should do that for her too.

Posted by: the coco | Dec 12, 2005 3:03:58 PM

YOUR JUST A RECORDING ARTIST..HELL..GET OVER YOURSELF MARIAH..EVEN CHRIST, BUDDAH AND MOHAMMED WOULD HAVE HELD THEIR OWN CUPS.

Posted by: SOOZ WILLIAMS | Dec 13, 2005 11:49:20 AM

yeah but did they sell as many records as her, or get as much money as her? i think not. ;)

Posted by: shelly | Dec 13, 2005 12:50:16 PM

Not only do we give her liquids regularly, but we have secretly replaced liquids with food for the past month, hence the "voluptuous" figure. We only started this as the painted abs debacle of '04 sent Ms. Carey into a fit of rage --- "I do have abs!!" Sure hon, we all do, now drink your chocolate protein shake sugar, we know you won't stop until your ass resembles Beyonce'....Why do I think if you were to put Carrie Fisher in that gold bikini and stand her next to Ms. Carey, Ms. Fisher would still be more hot? Hmmm...

Posted by: Assistant to Ms. Carey | Dec 13, 2005 1:13:14 PM

she had so much botox, she had to hire someone to spit her liquid diet into her mouth.

Posted by: Becky | Dec 13, 2005 2:41:51 PM

maybe she is trying to kill herself, every music video she is in has her in a bath tub or a pool that is always over flowing with water(like another blonde).She is sending us ''signs'' lol.

Posted by: andrexa | Jan 1, 2006 1:55:04 PM

maybe she is trying to kill herself, every music video she is in has her in a bath tub or a pool that is always over flowing with water(like another blonde).She is sending us ''signs'' lol.

Posted by: andrexa | Jan 1, 2006 1:57:39 PM

Ya know, lifting a cup might burn a calori....wait, she isn't into burning those lately.

Posted by: Kim | Jan 1, 2006 4:59:18 PM

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