Shalom Muthaf****!

And here's the new #1 thing I never thought I'd see in my lifetime: 50 Cent at a bat mitzvah.

Listen, my Bar Mitzvah was pretty cool. I had a DJ, dancers, games, prizes, and an open bar that I was too young to take advantage of. But this one totally trumps mine. 50 Cent, Aerosmith, Tom Petty... come on. That's not fair.

Check out WWTDD for more pics. And don't kvetch.